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[becomingstrong]

You!

You!

You are the biggest idiot ever, and if you even think of sending me back to this place, I'll- I'll- Oh, shut up! I'll kick you in the shins and feed you to my dragons! And I'll make it slow and I hope it hurts! A lot! Because you deserve it!

Old muse. Canon is Black Cat.

[inner_fires]

...You should know it's been waaay too long~! I'm busy, okay? Ugh. Let go already~!

(no subject)

[grossness]

You've joking me, right? There's no materia here - ergo, nothing of interest to me. Do me a favor and get on with it already, jeez.

Accepted @ luceti...

[strikeoflightning]

Hm. Good job.

{Awkward pause of awkward.}

Make it worth my while.

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[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

Mundane. Dear Lady Mundane.

I would not seek to condemn Gimli to this castle, pleased as I am sure he would be to see the Lady Galadriel again. And I admit that I would be glad of his company. His is a far more pleasant presence than that of Thorin Oakenshield.

Nor are you being so subtle as you think you are.

A rant and request for some love on bakerstreet memes

[aaron_agate]

This is fucking great. I go from being miser of the year to rolling in shit to do, with approximately zero space in between! Thanks mun, no really, thank you.

Did you know, other muns, or other characters -- fuck this I don't fucking care who's reading this grand opus -- that I've been around for ten years? TEN FUCKING YEARS. I'm TEN YEARS OLD MOTHERFUCKERS! GIVE ME A GOD DAMNED CAKE! (With a car in. Or maybe a stripper. MAYBE TEN STRIPPERS. SURPRISE ME!) Do you know how much of that time I have been sitting in a box getting zilcho love and attention? I'm a needy, whiny bitch MUN FUCK THE FUCK RIGHT OFF NOW, DON'T YOU START.

( Ahem. )

Naptime

[nyc_merlin]

I need a nap. Seriously. Can I have a week off? You have other toys to play with. Go throw them all over and let me catch a break.

It's nice being the favorite son but I'm tired. Wake me up when there's something meaningful you want to do with me.

maybe looking for a game

[roseonthegrey]

 Uh, sorry. I thought we were all done with the whole "ruin Alistair's life even more than it's been possibly ruined"  thing? No? Are you sure? Because I don't think you're sure.

Why don't you try that dwarf instead? He seems nice and vagranty. You like vagrants! Remember?



Maker's breath, I'm doomed.

SPOILERS for Killjoys issue #6

[glorifiedrevolution]

It's over.

She did it. She--
They were right.










[...]
I'm sorry.
For everything.

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[nomorefeathers]

Dear Mun,

Sometimes, I think we both would be best served if you would actually sit down and write out my timeline. It's getting to the point where even I am confused as to what's happened when.

Then again, seeing as you still haven't finished the survey for me, I suppose that would be asking too much.

voicetesting one displeased hobbit

[sodonewithyourshit]

[finger is wagged in the scribe's direction]

Oh no no no no no. This won't do at all. I can't believe you...

Bard warned you I wouldn't like it! And did you listen to him?

This 'username' you've chosen for me, it's not respectable at all! I don't care that you think this was what my face was for the entirety of the trip to the Lonely Mountain. I am a Baggins of Bag End and This. Is. Not. Suitable.

And while we are on the subject of what else is 'not suitable' about this entire idea. If you haven't noticed, I am in the middle of something! It is not the idea of having more adventures itself that I object to, mind, in fact it would be hypocritical if I did. However, I insist you wait until I'm done with my current quest. In fact you will have to, as I am under contract!

mun just finished House of Hades

[ognesperanza]

Okay, seriously. What happens to me that's so bad, you don't want to "update" me or whatever? [yes, he uses air quotes there, don't judge him]

I mean, my life can't get much worse than it already is.

[oh, you sweet summer child. you're from Son of Neptune, you don't understand . . .]

[growls] Will you stop saying that?

going to maskormenace in february

[raspberriesnscream]

If it gets me out of that house and away from those annoying bitches, I don't care if I have to be enrolled in some government program to be a superhero. I am so ok with spandex. Do you have any idea what it's like to spend forever with your perfect man and his happy family?!

Get. Me. The. Hell. Out.

And did I mention I am ok with guys in spandex?

Sign me up, already!

Muse Revival

[feelingklavier]

[sigh]

You really don't have the time for me, I shouldn't bother. However, since I have finally found my way here, I thought it would only be polite to say hello.

[Austria sets down a cake box]

I did try to bring you a cake, however, in my long journey from that other site, it seems to have vanished. I will have to make you a new one.

Canon: Buzz!

[totterydiction]

You know, after being thrown into the national Bee and coming out alright, I thought nothing would surprise me. And then you came along. I have no idea why you're so excited, but I've gotta say, it's kind of scaring me.

At least you don't dress like Khan or Uzi. I seriously couldn't tell you where they shop, but if I ever find out, remind me to never tell you.

[Webster sighs, long and drawn out before cracking open a book, trying to ignore the buzz around him.] And my diction isn't tottery, just so you know. It's neoteric.

[Don't make him say it again or else he'll spell it and beat you with the resounding letters.]

canon is Pushing Daisies

[zompiemaker]

... Mun. Hi.

I guess I'm supposed to talk.

Let's start off with the username. I don't like it, it's... degrading. For the people I touch, I mean, mostly, but also for me. Also it's a terrible pun.

I just don't know why you'd choose me. I'm not interesting there's nothing interesting about me. Well all right, I guess I might be more interesting than some non-interesting people but I'd prefer not to be interesting and it's not interesting in a way that anybody else knows about. Which is how I'd like to keep it.

Or, uh, almost anybody. Almost counts, right?

Besides, I need to be back home to bake pies or there won't be any to sell in the Pie-Hole, which would mean it would go out of business, which would mean I'd have to default on the loan. Also I think Emerson would be upset if I disappeared. And... possibly some other people too. I hope.

Your world will become electrified.

[colonel_thunderbolt]

You know nothing, you ignorant fool. What are these "games" you speak of? It makes me laugh to think you actually believe you can force me to go anywhere you wish.

Such a tiny-minded fool you are.

A pity. I could actually make use of you if you weren't so blind by your own pathetic desires of grandeur and pleasure. [He's now laughing deeply and letting sparks dance along his gloved hands.]

My place is with my Motherland and my people. Not within this place of tiny-minded fools.

[person of interest]

[finched]

It's pretty ambitious of you - diving in headfirst without all the facts. Hopefully everything turns out in your favor... right?

You're a smart girl. I think we'll make a great team.

PS. I'm totally flattered.

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[incrediblebanner]

I'm thrilled you're thinking of me.

[Sarcasm? You decide!











It's sarcasm.]


Edit: I'll promise to keep that particular lead on how to suppress the Hulk out of my default timeline, but I want to explore that somewhere to see if it works.

(no subject)

[fake_name]

...You're being a bit obvious, there. I mean, I call myself Anemone, how fake a name do you want? It's a bit pointless claiming it's real, isn't it?

I'm still not sure the world really needed another vampire, but if I'm here now I might as well get on with it. Brooding isn't my thing, and neither is sitting around doing nothing, so you might as well let me go do something useful. Or entertaining, or funny, or something, I don't really care which as long as I'm not sat here doing nothing.

We good to go then, yeah?

Mun is just getting into The Walking Dead

[vectorsnake]

...so naturally you've started in with this shipping nonsense again.

And you think Merle is a good pick for me? ...you truly are insane.

[After a pause, Medusa smirks and gives a soft chuckle.]

Though I will admit, I do enjoy his rugged sadism. I could make use of his strength, certainly.

[See?? Brains and brawn, you two would be peeerfect!!]

Canon is the Thick of It and In the Loop. No, you probably don't know her.

[samcassidy]

Malcolm does have better things to do than come here, you know. Yes, I understand there are a number of people he could shout at here, but if you're going to tempt him, you'll probably have to do a lot better than just letting me out.

I admit it was difficult, watching him at the inquiry, and everything that happened afterward. I think he lost a bit of his fire that day. But he's still Malcolm Tucker, and he always will be Malcolm Tucker, the name people cringe to hear. He was a bit intimidating at my interview, yes, but we did get on very well. He actually was a great boss, and I rather enjoyed watching him put people in their place. He was a force of nature, wasn't he? And oh, that language.

Well, it will be good to see him again, should he come round.

Playing Civ again and mun's inability to find decent pics

[craddleofciv]

So, you believe yourself capable of controlling me? We shall see.