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dear_mun2014-01-04 08:08 pm
zompiemaker) wrote in dear_mun2014-01-04 08:08 pm
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canon is Pushing Daisies
... Mun. Hi.
I guess I'm supposed to talk.
Let's start off with the username. I don't like it, it's... degrading. For the people I touch, I mean, mostly, but also for me. Also it's a terrible pun.
I just don't know why you'd choose me. I'm not interesting there's nothing interesting about me. Well all right, I guess I might be more interesting than some non-interesting people but I'd prefer not to be interesting and it's not interesting in a way that anybody else knows about. Which is how I'd like to keep it.
Or, uh, almost anybody. Almost counts, right?
Besides, I need to be back home to bake pies or there won't be any to sell in the Pie-Hole, which would mean it would go out of business, which would mean I'd have to default on the loan. Also I think Emerson would be upset if I disappeared. And... possibly some other people too. I hope.
I guess I'm supposed to talk.
Let's start off with the username. I don't like it, it's... degrading. For the people I touch, I mean, mostly, but also for me. Also it's a terrible pun.
I just don't know why you'd choose me. I'm not interesting there's nothing interesting about me. Well all right, I guess I might be more interesting than some non-interesting people but I'd prefer not to be interesting and it's not interesting in a way that anybody else knows about. Which is how I'd like to keep it.
Or, uh, almost anybody. Almost counts, right?
Besides, I need to be back home to bake pies or there won't be any to sell in the Pie-Hole, which would mean it would go out of business, which would mean I'd have to default on the loan. Also I think Emerson would be upset if I disappeared. And... possibly some other people too. I hope.