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You!

You!

You are the biggest idiot ever, and if you even think of sending me back to this place, I'll- I'll- Oh, shut up! I'll kick you in the shins and feed you to my dragons! And I'll make it slow and I hope it hurts! A lot! Because you deserve it!

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Better a place with which you are familiar than another choice.

Better no place.

They aren't very easy to convince that once the idea manifests.

Don't remind her of that!

She has all sorts of stupid ideas in that head of hers!

And you think anything from either of us will change that? More likely to make it worse.

If it does, it's your fault.

You give Ones humble self too much credit. She may cause her own mischief without help.

Still easier to kick you then her.

True. One shall try not to enjoy it too much.

You know. I think I'll take my chances with her actually.

You make it too easy Princess.

I do not! You just say and do weird things!

Only by request.

See? It could be so much worse.

It could also be better. She should find a place I can bring my dragons.

That would be quite the trick. Although some will accept smaller versions, but they would not be quite your dragons then.

It's her problem. Not mine.

Only if she cares to let it bother her. Not all see our concerns as a deterrent.

Ya. Well. I already got her not to take me to one place, so I'll just keep at it again.

Speak loudly enough and she may decide you need out instead of spending all your time inside.

[...]

Now you tell me!

[Oops?]

One did think the princess smart enough to work it out for herself.

If you're noisy, you're annoying, and if you're annoying, they won't want you.

[Or so she would think.]

So long as she does not decide you need less time to be annoying by being kept busy.

You know, damned if you do and damned if you don't.

Usually. Good luck convincing her anyway.

YA, well, I will, and you can then eat your words.

Wish I had dragons. Where's yours sending you?

Dragons are awesome.

No where. She is not sending me anywhere!

Kurai, child.
I believed you were freed at last.

I am.

I refuse to go back.

What can you do to stop her?

[Sob...]

I dunno. Shove one of her other stupid muses to the front.

[You're so adorable, Kurai.]

Are you the strongest?

Yes and no... She's got another, but she knows you can app more than one.

And she misses the place.

[And maybe Kurai misses the friends she made.]

And you? Be honest.

... I might miss some parts of it.

Your companions.

Ya, that's right.

It can't be all that bad.

You wanna be collared and powerless and forced to have sex?

That depends on who else is there.

No one you'd know.

Everyone left.

Then why are you returning?

Because she's stupid.

She thinks I'd want to see two- two friends I made there again.

What is so terrible about the place you speak off?

You gotta have sex to survive.

But aren't you too young in human standards to actually do that?

I ain't even human though, so who cares about human standards.

True.. but you're too small, right? To be thinking of such things?

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