canon is Pushing Daisies

[zompiemaker]

... Mun. Hi.

I guess I'm supposed to talk.

Let's start off with the username. I don't like it, it's... degrading. For the people I touch, I mean, mostly, but also for me. Also it's a terrible pun.

I just don't know why you'd choose me. I'm not interesting there's nothing interesting about me. Well all right, I guess I might be more interesting than some non-interesting people but I'd prefer not to be interesting and it's not interesting in a way that anybody else knows about. Which is how I'd like to keep it.

Or, uh, almost anybody. Almost counts, right?

Besides, I need to be back home to bake pies or there won't be any to sell in the Pie-Hole, which would mean it would go out of business, which would mean I'd have to default on the loan. Also I think Emerson would be upset if I disappeared. And... possibly some other people too. I hope.

Comments

[ruminating]

'Zompies,' huh? As long as they're not on the menu...

[zompiemaker]

That seems like it would be in pretty poor taste.

[Sounds of groaning from the audience]

[ruminating]

[ She winces, but definitely looks sort of amused here. ]

Ten out of ten, seriously.

[zompiemaker]

You really think so?

[The shy, joyful little smile is peeping out again.]