dear_mun | Dec. 18th, 2013

Dec. 18th, 2013

I recall the tale of which you speak and many before. There have been other dragons and those brave enough to face them for the sake of reclaiming a home. Can you think of a more deserving goal for any group of Dwarves, Elves or Men?

(She pauses and considers something her Mun said.)

Perhaps Hobbits too. I have seen that they can be surprising in their own right and I have heard that they value their homes highly.

(It's time she learned more about them.)

What are your plans for me, Lady Mun?

crowning_glory

[Placing a hand on her hip, she shifts her weight to one leg slightly more than the other.]

I will not mince words. I do not feel comfortable being at the whim of something called a "mundane." I haven't had the greatest history when it comes to a single person determining the fate of others against their will.

But I do find it rather interesting... [She raises a hand to thumb at her chin, giving a look of contemplation.] You call these 'games,' and refer to 'tags' as if I am simply a piece to be manipulated on a board. Your terminology would also imply that this is all for fun.

[She shrugs.] I cannot pretend to fully understand how something like this may be a game to you, but I will see what becomes of it.

short_n_sweet

So in the end I'm gonna be a deputy guardian with Harry... [He breathes a sigh of relief.] I can't believe I thought that I could be a guardian all on my own! I... I don't even have magic or super powers.

... I still feel kinda bad though. I told Raye I was going to do it. Now I've kinda backed out... but Harry made it sound like... like one screw-up could end up really bad... And after what happened to Ruby, I can't afford to screw up that big.

[Deep breath, Jaune. Don't think about it so much.]

... No, I'm fine. I'm doing what's best. Once I learn the ropes, I can totally think about being a guardian. I just gotta remember to work hard.

[Jaune, are you trying to impress Raye?]

W... What?! Why would you think that?!

[You're blushing, Jaune.]

Shut up! You're asking me weird questions!

[Have you washed your face since she kissed you on the cheek?]

... Of course I have!

[Did you wash THAT cheek?]

...

No... Not yet.

teamheart

Oh, for god's sake. You remind me of Jack, you do. Except instead of wanting to shag everything that moves, you want to play everything that moves. I'm not having it, you can send me right back where you found me. I don't care how much fun you think it'll be. We're not doing this, you hear me?

'course you hear, me it's just going in one ear and out the other. Alright. I can already tell there's no bloody point in trying. Just find me somewhere tame, yeah?

It's the least you can do.

hellfireshurricane

[Someone thinks this is the worst idea ever, as if the glare the mun is getting is any indication. You will not like the consequences if you go through with this mun.]

.....

[Oh what the hell, not like you listen anyway.]

split_metal

Look, I'm stoked that I haven't had any relapses in front of anyone but Natasha. Because I'm pretty sure there could be a nuclear apocalypse and Natasha could handle it with duct tape and high heels. But I really don't like you planning out future relapses in front of every single friend I have. In particular, Steve. I have a really rocky relationship with every Steve I've met so far, I don't need him to know certain things about me. We're the Avengers; we have to pull our shit together. This isn't an after school special. Pepper can deal with the feelings, and I'll be over here with Bruce inventing stuff.

And, uh. Yeah. That whole religion thing. Once that becomes part of my AU, I'm pretty sure all our prospects of threading with anyone will be over. So I just want to say it was fun while it lasted. Here's hoping your next insane idea actually works for more than a month at a time.

Current Mood: Bracing for the future
Current Location: His lab
Current Music: Take Me Down - Oliver, Vocaloids

expartner

So you say you're finally done with work through the holidays. That must be a relief. But in that case, would you please get back to my work? I have things to do. And unfinished business to settle. I can't be sitting here while you sleep in.

Current Mood: busy

silkvoicedhost

You sit down in front of your computer, the synapses of circuits firing off in patterns you do not know and will never understand. And yet, this box controls so much of your life, from your finances to the very fabric of your social life.

You think I am just a 'muse'--a figment of someone's imagination now present, in a lesser, more shadowy form in your own, taking up residence in a mind filled with fantasies and ideas you will never share with another living soul. You think you control us, that our lives are only puppets in your own.

Well.

Are we not all puppets in the hands of vast and incomprehensible forces we cannot ever hope to understand? Perhaps your life too is dictated not by fate or by a merciful God, but by another's boredom, or frustration, or desire to 'See what will happen if'.

We are all muses. We are all muns. Mere toys, clinging desperately to an illusion of free will by denying the free will of others.

This has been traffic.

amazingswinger

HA!

Finally letting this animal back out of the cage, huh??

Understandable! I am pretty awesome, after all!

alphatar

There’s no chance that I’m going to wake up and find this all to be a dream, is there?

[A long, drawn out sigh/groan.]

This sucks.

metropolitan

You got this far, so you'll already know I don't get bossed around. Not well. I'm going to trust you to do with me what's right for everyone, but if you waste my time you're looking at a knuckle sandwich.

[...]

Impossible? Don't test me.

deathful

No sister to torment, no brothers to goad, but in their place a harness from which you can yank me around like a dog.

Don't let your possession of my crown comfort you. I will still fuck you up.

retired_monster

You're in too deep right out of the gate. To write out the history of the world when none of the three continent's main governments have it down fully or truthfully is going to be long and detailed. You'll have to explain things that, really, none of us can justify. How can you explain any of it? How do you convey the Uqallak War of Independence, the Pangean Civil War, the Baseline Massacres? And that's just what's happened in my lifetime. The whole history, the world's history - I don't think anyone should read it.

Can't you just let me go? I thought you had, years ago, back on LiveJournal. All the humans are dead and what used to count as 'mutants' are all that's left. The wars are over. Everything I did is over. I can't take back what I did, but it's done. There's nothing more to say or do other than pack up, head out somewhere, pick up some odd jobs and stay afloat somewhere. Maybe be a farmhand.

You said it yourself in the username. I'm retired.

P.S. Don't send me to a game with whoever this Captain America guy you're so enamored with is. I don't really know why you're smiling, but on LiveJournal that meant throwing me at people who hated me or wanted to kill me for what I've done. I'm tired of that, too.

Current Mood: apathetic
Current Location: Saba, Nikator Province, Tsussain continent

angel_of_death

Well, writer. It's that time of year again. Time to clean up that god awful mess of a room you've got and finish up your research on the old boy.

...Come to think of it, I want to give my regards to the others. Find them for me, would you?

testingthelimit

Enough!

I will not be used for your silly mundane games.

[But there are Pokemon who are in trouble here too...]

...Then I will save them from their prison as well.

outliver

Boy, isn't this username getting more and more ironic by the minute?

First off: Well fuck.

Second...space? Really? Considering the place is stock full of Salvatores and the whole peanut gallery, I don't know how to feel about this.

thebattlefield

It's nice you want to actually put me in a game - but how is that going to help me find Sammy? He can't be dead, okay? He just can't.

[ she isn't sure if she believes that anymore. for all she knows, from the canon point she's from she may very well be the last human on earth. ]

I got to keep going, keep fighting. For Mom. For Dad. Sammy. So unless you can find one of them, I don't want to go to that stupid game.

[ sigh. ]

At least let me have my M16 and my luger if I have to go. And Sammy's bear.

the_animal_lover

(Rainbwheart tears a blade of grass and drops it on the surface of the water.She doesn't know why though)

I just wish I can fly...All over the world, to the cloud to the next cloud.

(She lies down,imagining herself flying,piercing the air until she heard something. She thinks it's more of a crash)

W-what was that?

Current Mood: surprised

twilightlegend

[Link looks around, surprisingly nonplussed despite how his mun is just sitting there with her face in her hands]

Not to sound repetitive, but perhaps it would be best for the time being to just... Focus on one series at a time? Surely jumping around like this isn't helping your roleplay hobby any. You've been sitting there all day feeling nostalgic instead of taking care of more pressing matters. Such as those tags in your inbox.

... It's a little distressing to hear you whisper 'sick combos' like that. [but Link, sick combos]

Sonic says to stop looking at him like that, by the way. There really isn't much he can do about- Yes, I'm aware of the issues regarding our respective companies- Mun? Are you...?

... [he sighs, arms raised in a shrug while shaking his head as the mun proceeds to stop listening because fuck these games, and the DLC AND FUCK THAT PERSONA 4 RHYTHM GAME WHILE I'M HERE DAMMIT SEGA cries over Megaman some more what a time to be alive]

tordon

There is no shame in caution, Lady Mun, but do not let fear dissuade you. You have courage in you, or you would not find yourself in my company. My friends would tell you the same.

If it is your mind to explore these realms with me at your side, I will take up Mjölnir and face the challenge without hesitation. I have no fear of strife. I have known much of it.

ex_unearthing877

I see what you're doing here, kid.

I said before I didn't want to know where Riddick was headed and that applies here as well. My business with him is done, let's keep it that way.

As for this mission of yours to find us a 'place to go', think it through. Dahl's not around to help us with the leg work of what's going on in some of these games of yours. I'm counting on you to give as valuable of input as I'd get from her when I ask for it.

shortpants_knight

What's so funny?

[Oh you know.]

I... well... It did smell nice... But that's not the point! Why is that so funny?

[He's not getting a straight answer out of the mun.]

Never mind... If you're replaying my story, that means you're thinking of writing an application. Where do you have in mind?

kissthegrell

I'm bored.

You're boring.

The tag for my world has been empty for almost two weeks. I'm not in a game. I don't get to play. DO SOMETHING! I am telling you I am BORED you horrible little mundane woman.

You won't like me when I'm bored.

What was that, a "cross canon" reference? You're so tedious.

whitescalesbigmouth

...So how many AU's do you have for me now?

Weren't you trying to avoid this kind of thing for me? It just seems extremely well... "world-hoppy" as you put it. I mean, don't get me wrong I love all these new adventures I'm having and meeting all these great new people. I just wish we could do it all in one big place together though.

...I wanted to introduce Dave to Snake and Iskandar, remember?

fuckinstoplights

You did it. You erased everything I was.

Do you feel proud of what you've done? Do you truly believe this is going to help or change anything?

I didn't want to change.

I just want to see him again. One last time. That's all.

makingalist

HO-HO-HO!

I knew you'd not miss me out! I believe in you! After all... Don't believe, don't receive as they say!

Now then, best get to business! All these folks will be wanting their gifts, I'd imagine and it's up to me to provide exactly what they deserve!

repulses

Just what is it you expect from me? Any preferences I should know about? Do you have some sort of grand master plan in store for me like the others?

I can't be my best if you can't even make up your mind.

crapfully

Dear Mundungus,

I ~~love~~ hate to tell you this, but you are OFFICIALLY fired. With just one entry in a name field, you have eternally, undoubtedly, and vigorously proven that you would be a terrible representative of my shining personality in any and all capacities.

I mean, come on. CRAPFULLY? I've covered this a hundred times, man. Toilet. Humor. Is. Crap----ohcrapIsaidit---it's just bad, okay? Don't freaking go there.

In fact, I'm just gonna nip this one right up the bud for the rest of y'all. If any of you losers are even THINKING about applying for the recently vacated position of Ambassador of my Awesomeness, I'm gonna spare you from Loser McJobless's mistake. Here for your convenience is a list of acceptable nomé de plumés for myself:
( cut for brevity )

sweethats

Send me somewhere with unicorns! I bet there are games with unicorns. Look hard! My second choice is a game with pegasuseses but that's only if you reeeaaally can't find my first choice.

uchikage

[Someone is very unhappy. Mostly because his mun has picked him up on a whim. A whim. No one picks Uchiha Sasuke up on a whim. ~~Yes they do~~.]

I give it a week.

pickuplames

Y'know, I'm still not sure what to think of all this, but...

[ Grin. ]

So long as there's gonna be hot babes, I'm game!

myresponsibility

Woah, woah, hold up. Explain to me again why it's a good thing that I might find out that the reason I didn't Hulk out into a literal spider monster every time I use my powers is because I was like, experimented on as a baby or whatever? That's a plot point I'm totally cool with being swept under the rug for like, ever, thanks.

I mean, yeah, knowing what actually happened to my parents? Kind of a big deal, something I'd really like some closure on, but like, I don't really need you rooting for finding out my dad was like- [A mad scientist, a monster, someone who was cool with using his own kid as a lab rat? None of that sounds particularly appealing.]

I mean, who does that to a kid? Just- stop. I've got enough stuff to think about without worrying about what we're gonna find out in a couple months.

loveyoubaby

Whoa, slow down there, baby! Aren't you getting a little too excited about this? I mean, I don't think this is going to work out. Not only do you want to toss me into some city that's being invaded by aliens or something, but you want to make me human on top of it? Fighting aliens I can deal with, but being tiny and fragile? No thank you!

...That's what I'd like to say, anyway, but you're not really going to give me a choice in the matter, are you.

Do I at least get a bike? ...Oh, you're giving me two bikes? Well in that case, maybe this won't be so bad after all.

freezeout

You sure this is a good idea, brother? I mean, I know that you always get excited when you start thinkin' about me, and that's one hell of a compliment. But there's a whole lotta difference between making travelin' plans and roaring onto the highway with a full tank, y'dig?

[Scooter grins, big and easy.]

Shit, what am I here flapping about? You're the one with the map, I'm just riding shotgun. Tramps like us, baby.

still_not_bitten

...You know I have enough to think about, right? What's happened so far... it's horrible. And I don't know who I can trust right now. So whatever you have in mind, you make sure it's right, ok? I'm not just some kid.

...I am scared though.

Current Mood: drained

dangerousscience

Excuse me for speaking up, but uh...in what way is this a good idea? You haven't seen any of the new material, to name one fact.

I think we have issues.

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