and then some jerk voicetested a robot for Save the Earth yep

[loveyoubaby]

Whoa, slow down there, baby! Aren't you getting a little too excited about this? I mean, I don't think this is going to work out. Not only do you want to toss me into some city that's being invaded by aliens or something, but you want to make me human on top of it? Fighting aliens I can deal with, but being tiny and fragile? No thank you!

...That's what I'd like to say, anyway, but you're not really going to give me a choice in the matter, are you.

Do I at least get a bike? ...Oh, you're giving me two bikes? Well in that case, maybe this won't be so bad after all.

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[kungfugeek]

I'm not sure who I feel worse for. You or the people who get to put up with...that.

[He just gestured to all of you, Gunmax.]

[loveyoubaby]

Hey, hey! Those people are gonna be lucky to have me! Someone's gotta save the day, right?

[kungfugeek]

Hehe, yeah, just wondering who it's gonna be.

[Oh Power Joe, can't even let up on the gun.]

Either way, I learned talking to the mun here doesn't really work. If anything it makes it worse.

[loveyoubaby]

Come on, give me some credit!

My mun's not budging on this whole thing, if that's what you're talking about. Wouldn't say it's getting worse, though.

[kungfugeek]

Trust me. It does.


Just wait til she starts to plot things.

[loveyoubaby]

Man, you're so negative! You trying to scare me or something?

[sassymaru]

Ahah... so your mundane has finally decided, then.

It will be pleasant to have another, I think. Especially someone of your unique language skills.

[once he actually remembers all this shit.]

[loveyoubaby]

Of course you'd be jealous of my amazing English speaking skills. I knew it.

[sassymaru]

How could I not be?

Your stock of phrases is charming as ever. I hope it does you good, coming into that game.

[loveyoubaby]

If it'll come in handy, then I'll take full advantage of it. Personally though, I'm still trying to wrap my head around the whole being human thing.

[sassymaru]

That does pose an interesting problem, of a sort, doesn't it?

Having spent so much of our time in an attempt to prove our living worth... suddenly placed in undeniably human bodies.

[loveyoubaby]

Mostly I was just thinking of how strange it's going to be to have skin and hair, but yeah. I guess that is a bit on the existential crisis-y side, isn't it.

[sassymaru]

Ah, well. If you prefer to dwell on the physical issues, I'm sure we can discuss that, instead.

A lighter subject.

[fuckinstoplights]

They always get excited when they're going to send you somewhere terrible.

[loveyoubaby]

[oh hey it's that guy that's dead how charming]

Terrible as it may be, I figure it's better to try to be optimistic about it, yeah?

[Because he gets two bikes. TWO BIKES.]

[fuckinstoplights]

Optimism will only get you so far.

I've seen what mundanes do to us. It isn't pretty, no matter where they send you.

[loveyoubaby]

Well you're just a regular barrel of sunshine, aren't you. I take it you're one of those poor suckers that ended up with a twisted mun, huh?

[fuckinstoplights]

No. I'm a BP model.

[did you seriously take that literally.]

Yes. So I am.

[loveyoubaby]

Wow, really? Because I totally mistook you for an actual barrel.

[And then the sarcasm happened]

Soooo, what does your mun even do?

[thankyou4myheart]

Gunmax! It's good to see you.

Actually living as a human could be really interesting, I'd think.

I think I'd be more worried about the alien invasion. You'll have sufficient weaponry to defend yourself and others, I hope?

OOOH SNAP

[loveyoubaby]

Yo! Didn't think I'd catch you around here!

I guess my mun's going to make me a motorcycle cop. Fitting, right? At least I'll have some weapons, but I doubt it'll be anything impressive.

8D

[thankyou4myheart]

Heh, oh? I'm not that scarce, am I?

Motorcycle cop? Imagine that. [He's...not terribly good at sarcasm, actually, but he /is/ joking.] As long as you're able to take care of yourself. And you never know, you might be surprised at what's available.

[Probably not, considering what too many of his headmates are now yelling at him (he's still a pretty new muse), but hey, it could happen.]

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[loveyoubaby]

Well, I figured Shadowmaru at least would show up. He's kind of a creepy stalker, after all.

[d'aw Deckerd you and your pitiful attempts at sarcasm.] Nah, I'm pretty sure my arsenal's going to be pretty pathetic. I won't be able to turn into a canon, after all! And even if I was, you wouldn't be around to pull the trigger, so.

[certainly that wasn't innuendo of any sort what are you talking about]

[thankyou4myheart]

[He chuckles.]

He does tend to show up when least expected, yes. [and in ways least expected, like from the ceiling]

[His sarcasm is pitiful . . . and his cluelessness about innuendo even moreso. Have a team lead who takes things at face value as often as not. o.o He thinks you're just talking about trusting him, oops.]

I'm unable to take my J-Decker form at this point anyway, at least where I currently am. Though I suppose it wouldn't work where you're going either, if people are getting changed into humans.

[loveyoubaby]

We need to put a bell on that guy or something. We should send a petition around for it.

[half trust, half innuendo. Who even knows.]

No kidding, huh. Sounds pretty inconvenient.

I figure I'll manage. Long as I got a bike, it won't be too different.