dear_mun | Oct. 9th, 2013

Oct. 9th, 2013

Well. It certainly didn't take you long to do this, did it? It's probably a new record for you or something. ~~At least it's not Ogygia.~~

blind_justice

Yes yes, I'm very well aware of your excitement. Please stop rewatching the episode already. You keep finding things to criticize and squeal over.

[She's a bit exasperated]

Not...to be rude or anything, Miss Mundane, but uh. Well, I can't help but feel a bit embarrassed by your unsightly behavior. You were practically crawling on top of your friend that was kind enough to watch it with you. And then you kept clawing at him, please calm down.

How do I even deal with you

takes_in

Mun,

We can go to where Tachibana and Sakura are? Will Chikahito be there too?

I don't want to go if Chikahito isn't there.

bridgetjones

Are you really trying this again? Do you think I've forgot how quickly you dumped me last time? Or the fact you didn't find any Mr Darcys for me?

Look, just because there is a new book about me is no excuse for you to try to control my life. You know what you are? You're a fuckwit thats what you are. A fuckwit.

But since I know I can't convince you otherwise (you really are as bad as mum), the least you can do is find someone Colin Firth shaped in one of those dating memes and throw me at him.

What do you mean there aren't many Colin Firth shaped characters? Who wouldn't want to play someone Colin Firth shaped?!

truealphascott

So what now? You brought me here, you should know what you're going to do with me now. What? You don't have a game for me to be in? What am I supposed to do while you figure that out?

Think I can call Allison while I wait?

squadsight

Commander:

I'm not going to argue with you about your lack of initiative; we both know there's been a good reason why you've been so distant lately. But you know as well as I do what kind of threats are coming down the pipeline.

Either send me to a game or let me get back to doing what I do best: putting down threats. Your choice, commander.

Signed,
K. Vega

didyousaypool

Mun.

Either do something, or leave me alone. All this waiting is annoying.

clumsyscales

It might be October, mun, but that doesn't mean you have to stop swimming. It would be sad to lose that chance, so you should think about one of the indoor pools nearby. They aren't as big, but that doesn't matter, does it?

What matters is the feeling of the water against your shina. Racing someone, even if they're a little faster than you.

Don't stop swimming yet.

feelthe

You know, it's obvious that one of those icons is of the guy me.

...

Why doesn't your school have a pool? It would be nice to take a swim right now...

iguanasolution

That display name is ridiculous. You're ridiculous. You're worse than Valdez.

[A sigh as he rubs the back of his neck.] You'll have to change it to avoid spoiling people anyway, so what's the point?

collegedropout

( SPOILERS CUT TEEEEEEEXXTTTTT )

crimsonflash

I don't really get it.

[She pauses.]

Doesn't matter. All I need is room to swing my blade.

waterproofed

So... you were totally fine with keeping me where I was before, and now you're thinking of moving me forward? With all that stuff that happened to me lately? Seriously?

I don't want to hear how much you liked my character development. I think I have enough to worry about without all that suddenly dumping on me, right? And aren't you on hiatus anyway?

Okay, I'll let you find new icons for me, but that's where I draw the line!

integrity

( and a mild spoiler here )

megalomaniamanagement

Relapsing? That's what this is called. Taking on an alternate persona because you just can't deal with your own tiny, mortal little life and your inability to take initiative.

So instead you check every single box in the needy human handbook. Cry for attention. Preemptive ironic self-defense. Reversion to previous behavioral patterns that promised short-term biochemical reward.

Dopamine, of course. Oxytocin. You prefer your hits legal but oh-so-self-pityingly passive.

One day, you might learn to shut up. For good.

Current Mood: irritated

megafique

Mundane is a great disservice! Look what you've done! Taken me from my very world...I never would've met anyone beyond it otherwise. If you want to know, it didn't even occur to me!

I don't actually have much to say. But I hope we'll learn a great deal from each other, and want to see you and all the others in my lab eventually. À la vôtre!

With hope of conflict,
Prof. A. Sycamore

rough_sweet_sixteen

You're right. The show hates women.

Remind me again why you're watching it?

laceration

Tick, tock. Tick, tock.

Time's running out and it's time for you to make a choice.

Now, now, where shall I visit? I hear my dogs have been running wild for quite some time now.

[[ voice testing, advance apologies for questionable voice. ]]

incycles

That's fine. I don't mind. As long as I can see my friends, it doesn't matter if you don't put me in a game.

[...]

You're the one who's been wanting to do more lately, though...

[Shut up, Souji.]

Hm.

thresheld

. . . for lo, the winter's past; the rains are over and gone. Flowers appear on the earth; the season of singing has come, and the dove's voice is heard in our land.

That—works, doesn't it? We're missing the scorable voice gram, but I thought. . . well, if we're only starting. That something short might do, as long we got some idea of the sound quality. Anyway, usually those algorithms count stresses, so. . .

—oh. It's fine, I think! We're doing fine.

Just listening can't be a bad place to start.

washitaway

Look, put me wherever you please, I know I won't be able to stop you. But all this talk of when you wanna pull me from? To make it hurt the most?

Seems needlessly cruel, miss.

devastators

Sure, have your fun. Just remember people will die because of this.

If it doesn't bother you, it doesn't bother me.

I'll be too busy ignoring my classmates and correcting my professors. For the second time around. You'd be surprised how many idiots found their way into Columbia. You could at least give me a roommate I won't want to kill within the first week.

plumoath

He's gotten much stronger, don't you think? If we're gonna show Colress what we've learned during this whole journey, then you'd better step it up, mun! Heehee. And I'll do the same, of course.

And, uh, I'm glad that I got to spend all this time with you. Hopefully you have a good time with all the new people and Pokemon in Kalos. Just don't forget to visit me, okay? Or I'll make you the villain in my next Pokewood movie! Heehee.

Signed, Mei

sabin_rene

Yeah, I know you're excited about seeing me and the rest of the gang. You'd think they'd forgot about us. I wonder if I would get a new portrait?

noseknows

Something like this is a pointless distraction, nothing more. Having me spend months somewhere with no clear purpose serves no good; they should all be ashamed.

spacetimegenius

So just what kind of place is this anyway? I don't see any robots or anything useful that could contribute to my plans to take over the galaxy.

Heck, I don't see anything interesting coming from you, "Mun." What's stopping me from going and forcing you to dance? That would teach you not to mess with the leader of the Rhythm Rogues!

[Well I mean there's the fact that I control you and stuff...]

Yeah, something that I'm not exactly happy about. If this is the Space Police's idea of a joke, it's not very funny! Agh... Just what the heck is going on here?

themindkiller

There are two sayings:

Among the Great Houses, that negotiation can only take place between near-equals.

And among the Fremen, that when words are spoken to the wind, you waste your mouth's moisture.

There is more - from the Bene Gesserit, but when I am of a mind to remember them, it isn't the mind they command, or the mind they would wish.

And you have enough. Having learned two things of two worlds, you will know when to speak to me. It is not now.

myloveisalwayshere

First, you made me into a pirate wench that threw parrots (innocent parrots!) at Sirius (when we were sitting right beside one another no less!). Then, you tossed me into a horror game after ensuring I remembered every grueling detail of my death. Now you want me to find my strength and act like I'm still in the war?

In the first game, I'll probably manage and be just fine. But the second is an entirely different story. I can't sweep what happened under the rug.

Find me a wand.

sanguinista

It was a perfect episode for my Maker, to see him again. In the end though, I had Eric. We started where we ended. Through the mess of it-- Lilith, Warlow, all of it. That's what mattered.

I wouldn't worry too much. There's enough around here to do. If you let me. And that's the key. I'd prefer something instead of this lull. No one likes me when I'm bored.

icebutnice

Well then... that certainly seems like a place I don't want to be...

[Simon sighs.]

You're going to have to promise me that I don't lose the crown. You know what will happen if it ends up in the wrong hands.

... I'll wait for an reply. I'm patient.

epidemics

You act as though I disappeared.
What a funny notion. Am I overdue
for another 6,500+ toll, then?
Dengue fever's going cold, I agree.

sometimeskinder

None of what happened to me in that book was your business at all. Or anyone else's. So how about you go back to wasting your time on whatever it was you were doing before this stupid idea popped into your head, and I'll go my own way. By myself.

I've made my decision.

grandchester

Mun-Mundane, really? Why would you call yourself that? What you've managed here is hardly 'mundane'.

Beside the point.

We both have things we need to get back to. I don't believe you. I'll get back to my son. You simply need to let me go and focus on your other tasks.

someonetowatchoveryou

You are mistaken, mundane. I am not lonely. While it is true that I am away from everyone I know, it is a certainty that I will return.

I do not require companionship of any kind.

humangirl

Heeeey, mun. I'm always up for a new adventure and all, but I get this feeling that we need to have a talk before this one.

First off: I want to actually do stuff. A lot of your muses just sit around all day. I already tried that, remember? It was a fiasco. Second: how am I supposed to have awesome adventures if Cake isn't here? Third: I also need some more icons.

Okay, I guess that's all. For now. As long as you're sure the Ice Queen isn't stirring up any trouble right now....

muto

There is no talking you out of it, is it Miss Mundane? I do believe that is how you are to be called? Isn't it a bit redundant though, considering you do fit the definition of a mundane by the standards of the Shadowhunters?

Or maybe that is the reason you call yourselves like that...curious.

Oh, but I digress.

I would rather not go anywhere, Miss Mundane. I would very much rather that I at least knew the end of my story if I'm going somewhere. Plucking my like a flower from somewhere less than the middle of everything is very impolite, I will have you know.

I sincerely hope you reconsider.

- Miss Tessa Gray

I think we have issues.

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