dear_mun | Mar. 1st, 2012

Mar. 1st, 2012

So, you think you can handle me then? Seriously, I'm quite excited about working with you, which is why I got so loud earlier today. I know you've got a lot on your plate, and the others may crowd me a bit, but I felt it was time.

Now, I just have to ask, why didn't you consider me sooner? I know its been a while since we connected, and I think you should be grateful to have such a wonderful piece of your childhood back. You have to admit you still love my world, and you always will. And deep down, I always was the one you liked best.

Just remember, I'll back you up if you back me up. But don't you dare abandon me, or I'll never forgive you.

bigdogninja

Tch. Stop it right now. Don't you dare think about dragging all of us over here just so you can play around. I know you, you'll make all these accounts make us post on this damn thing just so you can ignore us for years.

Oi! Don't blame that on me! It's not like I had any control over when the damn idiot and his brat brother left! [He says it like that but really Kurogane cares for both Yuui and Fai.] And it wasn't my fault that the mage didn't have any memories of his time there when he came back. I was still around so where the hell were you, you stupid mun?

Maybe you should go back to ignoring me if you're going to be an ungrateful fool!

treasurethieving

You shouldn't think about it too much. You have other things to worry about right now.

Besides, I don't like the idea of not being able to leave. I'm an in-and-out kind of guy. You know that.

[Which he's sincerely hoping is the case with him and his current place in this mun's headspace. But then again...]

Unless there's treasure worth taking. Then maybe we'll talk.

soveryalpha

Ducks.

Are you listening to yourself?

Ducks.

No.

...you're telling me both Alexia and my Beta are there? Why on Earth...

Well if it can capture both their attentions then it must be of some significance.

I still don't like it.

Ducks. [He snorts.]

righteousrebel

If you're so displeased with his work, just tell him off already

That's what I would do.

likeanamazon

...

So, um. You want me to go to a place, with a murderous Giles look-a-like which, In the heat of the spazzing about not being able to use magic I will definitely mistake for Giles. Well listen here buddy, I'm not going to play along with all this roll-over and play nice.

I'm going to fight you all the way-

What do you mean this is only helping get my voice back?! Stop it! Wait- No! I'm gonna- I'm just gonna stop talking.

[Folded arms and refusing to talk.]

...

I'm breaking my vow of silence to tell you that if you put that reserve in there will be hell to pay. And I'm from Sunnydale so that's a very real threat.

noblebright

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...

mira tyi'our buarck

doudemoe

You really think we'd get along? That Tatsuya guy and I? Well, nothing's impossible, even if our personalities aren't all that similar.

And...yeah. That screenshot? No comment.

[ooc: reference link here]

nineheadaches

It is called a bed, young lady! Now, put aside that...history nonsense and get yourself in it.

[ a raised eyebrow ]

Well? Quick, quick! Haven't you got lessons in the morning? Taking a step away from this dusty room you call a headspace is all well and good, but not at the expense of a solid education, do you understand?

erose

This is pretentious and unclever and I demand you stop right now. I can think of a hundred other people right now who would enjoy this situation more than I do. Just -- go bother one of them, alright?

There's nothing about this I don't find unpleasant. James would make a much better girl, besides.

seiji

Again?

The last time you tried to do something with me, it didn't pan out. Give it a rest. What is it they say-- you're beating a dead horse? Right. That. It gets a little boring without the guys, but I'll manage.

theherourherocouldbelike

SPOILER WARNING FOR SKYWARD SWORD just in case

I am aware that not a lot of people have Zelda as a muse, Mundane. And I think it is better that way, I would not wish upon her what I have been through.

....I do miss her though.

beknightedheroine

You and your plans and your ideas. I'd like to just chop them up before you can try them. I wonder if I could. Witches and familiars are strange enough, it's not that much of a leap to cut a concept, I bet.

differenthands

I know it's a musical, but just listening to the soundtrack doesn't count as canon review.

If you're serious about this, go get the DVD and watch it.

machinemuzik

You're a little late with this, huh?

[she's teasing, of course. she clicks a couple of her mouthparts together, her eyes creasing into a smile that her mouth can't currently display.]

Does this mean you're going to let me be in a real game?

-- wait, really?! You're actually thinking about it?!

[if she had proper hands she would clap them together. instead she's just going to kind of... tap them together in front of her.]

kissingmenow

So... We're back here again? [ Her lips press together for a moment. ] I don't want to be rude or anything, mun, but maybe you should take a little while to really consider this before you jump to any decisions. Or make any promises, because we've been through this before. You consider sending me somewhere, people get excited and then it--

Well, you know how it ends. [ She offers a small, sympathetic smile. ] I just don't want to get anyone's hopes up, okay?

destinytobehere

While it is impossible for me to deny the potential advances that could be made on the study of the ship. It is not Destiny. The presence of Colonel Telford is even less of an incentive.

I have other more important things to do be doing than constantly arguing with a man who clearly does not understand the mission.

neededahand

Some of the things you're telling me don't add up. Bulma finished the time machine and Trunks beat the androids, sure. There's a teenage Vegeta with Trunks who lives underwater, okay.

But this thing about dropping me into games? That's a bit harder to work with.

repulsors

Yeah, I get that you're excited and all, but I'm not really sure I like how thrilled you are to see me, uh- careening through the sky. It's like you like seeing me get beaten up, or something.

Actually, never mind-- I don't wanna know.

Why don't you focus on watching the movies that are out, huh, instead of the one that isn't? Hop to it, they aren't gonna watch themselves, and you need to get me back in the game.

goldenglasses

S-stalking!? I'm not stalking! Why do you say stalking? Stalking is such a strong word! I'm just... curious who might unfortunately be joining us in

luceti! That's all and nothing more! Of course I'm not looking to see if Meryl is coming back! Why would I do such a silly thing like that! I told you and everyone! It's good she's back home! She's safe there.

Stop looking at me that way. I hate it when you give me that look. I'm fine. I swea-

DID YOU JUST SAY SHE WAS JUST-

Hey, wait. I don't see her anywhere on the list. No! That was not excitement! I was not excited she was coming back! That was uh, confused horror! She shouldn't have to be stuck here with a cute pair of wings on her back!

No, I didn't just say cute! You're hearing things! And for the last time! I'm not stalking who's coming! I'm just checking. Besides, maybe Rem or Brad will show up. If that crazy blue man's plan works maybe... maybe they can live again after all. That's all I'm doing. Really.

doctormcdreamy

This procrastination thing you've got going on is getting a little old. Not that I'm dying to be shipped off - especially there - but if I'm going to have you as a mun, we need to figure out how to get you motivated. I'm not going to put up with you putting things off until the last minute, not if it involves me.

And no, we're not talking about the fact that someone might be sending Meredith there, too. That's definitely high up on the Not Discussing list, got it?

monologuer

[ CUE GENERIC LATIN MUSIC AND A VOICEOVER OUT OF NOWHERE. ]

Being recently picked up is a little like being burned. You find yourself somewhere new after an uncomfortable transition, your head hurts and the fridge is never stocked. The locale isn't what you'd pick, the company inevitably could be a lot better, and no one asked your opinion on the whole thing.

There's a trick to disentangling yourself as expediently and with as little collateral damage as possible. That trick isn't to be the least interesting guy around -- just be less interesting than the next target. Sometimes all you can really do is casually suggest a few movies, maybe a new paperback, and wait for the searchlight to hit something new and shiny while you slip out the back.

And hey, if you're lucky? You can find a few old friends to bide your time with.

...Or unlucky. That one all depends on the friend. But either way, you're stuck: it's time to lock it down, paste on a smile, and never let them see you sweat.

[ BYE MUSIC aaaaaaaaand as if that never happened, colgate grin time. ]

So! Dear mun, huh? Interesting place you have here.

willoffire

Oh, hell no.

arach_nerd

What do you mean they taste terrible? This, coming from the guy who's trademark favorite food is red beet eggs. Your tastebuds must be broken.

acenturyofsleep

It’s about time you made your choice. I don’t like the idea of leaving Lorindar, but I liked your indecision even less.

And, before you have a chance to start considering it, don’t even think about looking for Snow or Danielle or any of the others. If this ship is as dangerous as you say, I’d rather be on my own. I don’t want any of them to get hurt.

You can stop trying to think of ways for people to find out who I am, too. I’ve spent most of my life trying to leave the story of Sleeping Beauty behind. Let it stay a fairy tale.

alias_savant

( Spoilers for 316: Judgment Day. )

Current Mood: annoyed

exoticpetslayer

( Cut for potential spoilers! )

chipped_teacup

Mun, couldn't you send me somewhere there are books? Perhaps someplace where my friends are already there? You know I don't feel comfortable with the places you're looking at.

eyesasblind

You do not understand. The Blue Star needs me. You must not take me away from it.

fabulouch

Really mun, this is absurd. You and I both know you have too much on your plate to send me to this... this... game. We should both focus on our work right now. I have the next phase of the rebellion to plan, and you... well, you have whatever it is you do. Not that it truly matters in the long run.

Honestly, you're becoming worse than Milly. (Though at least you don't make me wear a silly hat or a cat suit.)

nosuchthingas

I’m glad you’re enjoying my … canon, did you call it? … so much that you had to make this journal, but I can’t stay here. Not when I’m so close to getting the money I need to escape from the kingdom. I’m not going to find the rest if I’m stuck in your head!

The sort of home you’re thinking of isn’t the sort of home I want. And I don’t mind being alone. For a long time, that was what I wanted. That’s still what I want!

[Snow White paused for a moment, thinking of the potion – a potion of forgetfulness – that she’d obtained from Rumpelstiltskin.]

It’s what I want.

[It’s what has to be.]

digital_error

Mundane, I appreciate the effort you've put forth for me, particularly in finding an obscure series to use for icons. Even though the genre is questionable.

It's just... I'm not that much of a stick in the mud.

latrodectus

No, you don't get praise for using up the icon spaces without resorting to Greg Land. They don't hand out medals for failing to commit war crimes.

And no, the extra icons aren't recompense for what you just put me through.

repelling

No, please. Do continue overreaching. Plugging your ears against the inevitable won't change it, I only wish you'd leave me out of it for once.

I can't imagine why I'm reluctant. Why wouldn't I want to go to a place where the world's been destroyed, to live on a spaceship [ no he will absolutely not admit that that part sounds cool ], subjected to all sorts of absurdity?

The train doesn't cancel it out. Stuck on a train for an indefinite period, wonderful. With your sadism, I'll be bunked with someone with horrible motion sickness. I'm looking forward to it.

Finally, stop blaming me for your bad habits. I'm not forcing you to stay up for spoilers, I'm not the one expecting too much of myself in this arc.

This nonsense is why I said no.

Wh- be quiet, I'm not whining!

mrbackwards

You're pretty set on this, yeah? If you can handle it, I guess it's all right. It's not the best place, but it could be worse. I'll still have my power; that'll help a lot.

It'll be good seeing how everyone else is doing, too.

moonlit_star

I'm not... looking forward to you writing a dream about my past when you intend to only focus on the negative aspects.

Current Mood: worried

shittylovecook

Thank you, mun-chan. It makes me really happy that you remembered it. And the... feast you prepared is wonderful, too. [No, seriously, I went all out. There's like. A giant cake. And a whole bunch of snacks, entrees, soups, you name it, it's there. He smiles, a little sheepishly.]

It really wasn't necessary for you to do all this. A simple "happy birthday" was more than enough. [...] What else would I like? Maah... to see the crew again. That'd be good. But I get it, they're all busy with their games, so it's fine with me.

And mun-chan, should you really being doing this on a day like this? After all, you're... not doing so well. Get better before we celebrate, eh?

2dollar_pi

Miz Mun, you are more impulsive than I gave you credit for. You went from 'let's play' to 'lets throw you at a game' in less than six hours flat. All this, and you haven't really given my story a proper chance.

I'm not impressed. You should just go back to the Frenchman and let me get back to my fishing. It's not like jobs are gonna come my way anytime soon...

All right. I'll make it clear. I don't want wings, no matter how 'itty bitty' they are, and I really don't like this guy you found to play me. I like him more than Jason Stackhouse, but that still doesn't mean I like his face.

bitterpill

You wail endlessly for attention, and when you finally receive it, you've nothing to say. If it is a hobby of yours to waste time, it is plainly shown.

Rather than scrambling for words, I believe your focus would be better spent on your studies, would it not? Many others do not have the opportunities that lay before you. Take advantage of them.

I will not have a lethargic fool for a-- mun. Though I fear it may already be too late.

kuzuryuusen

Heh, not surprising that I'm the one listed and not my stupid pupil. Maybe if he gets rid of that baby face of his and grow a few inches he might actually have a chance.

[smirk.]

Against anyone else, anyway. Like he could ever beat me.

bitchinbeanie

Oh, like you fucking know what you're doing, pulling an AU outta your ass.

Okay, check it out, here's the AU: one day there was this sweet-ass dude named Jan Valentine, right? And his dick wasn't just the size of the Eiffel Tower, no, fuck that. His dick was the Eiffel Tower. (Wait, do these bitches have the Eiffel Tower in this universe? Fuck, I dunno, just go with it.) So anyway, big steely French dong, right, and all the bitches were, like, ooooh! Mr Valentine! Let's go sightseeing! So they did, right up until the President of Titty Island was like, Valentine! We need a monumentally-dicked smooth motherfucker to extract these totally smoking spy-babes that got their asses captured over on Lesbian Peninsula! Why the fuck lesbians decided to live on a peninsula, you would have to ask them. You'd think they'd put their asses down in the Grand Canyon, or some shit. But whatever, this is the story, right, don't fucking question it. So Jan was like, aye-aye sir! And used his giant cock to catapult himself over to Lesbos Peninsula, like a fucking Olympic pole-vaulter. Then?

Orgy.

The fucking end. It's all the backstory you're gonna fucking need, trust me.

queensconsort

Your mind is a dark place indeed. Yet, after discovering the time and method of my own demise, there is little that can faze me-- neither the departure of my beloved, nor the memories of that battle and its aftermath. And I refuse to wallow in self-pity, despite what you may think; I have long since learned that the difference between alone and together is merely perspective.

Finish your preparations. If this is the road we must travel, then we will do so with conviction.

I think we have issues.

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