Homeless-Canon is Fright Night 2011 (potentially going to lastvoyages)

[outforbloodinvegas]

...Sure.

It's going to be fun watching you crash and burn.

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[socoolbrewster]

Kind of like a slow motion train wreck. Maybe you could sell tickets.

[outforbloodinvegas]

[Just a bemused look] She hasn't walked on the wild side with a guy like me for awhile. I could easily clean up and leave with enough money to own the world.

It seems I have you to thank for this.

[socoolbrewster]

I could start taking bets, if you want. Get a collection going.

[He shrugs; ain't no thing, really.]

Nah, man, no need. Just happens I've got a writer just fucked in the head enough to listen once in a while.

[outforbloodinvegas]

[IS he going to ruffle his hair? Is he? Yes. Yes he is.]

I really hope there's a better collection of people on that boat then the ones I'm currently sharing space with.

[socoolbrewster]

[Ugh. Don't...Don't do that, Jerry. He's not five. He's just going to make faces now.]

I wouldn't count on it, they're probably just as...I dunno. Boring, weird, whatever.

[outforbloodinvegas]

Accept that throughout history you're going to meet boring people kiddo. That's just how it goes.

[He yawns] It it easier to go grocery shopping.


[If you know what he means]

[peter_vincent]

[........] Encouraging as ever. Just like you.

[outforbloodinvegas]

...Aw Pete. Pete, Pete, Pete. I'm being reasonable. Extremely given the circumstances.

Besides, what would your life be like without me. How are you going to rehabilitate anyone, magic tricks?

[peter_vincent]

I believe that's my business. Keep it that way, yeah?

[Dammit, Jerry. Translation? He's got really NO IDEA how he'll do the whole 'warden' thing.]

I think my life would be just fine without you, too. Plenty fine.

[outforbloodinvegas]

[unimpressed] three shows a day and millions of dollars while you drink yourself into oblivion and buy useless crap on Ebay.

Admit it. We had good times. and we'll have more.

[peter_vincent]

I'll ask you nicely, once, to stop stalking me. You may know what I do, but that's not who I am.

[...who are you trying to kid, Peter? Seriously.]

Good times? Yeah, sure. Like the time Charley torched your ass. That was fun.

[outforbloodinvegas]

[Amused look. Just. All of the amused.]

See, it's little comments like that which make me inclined to try something. You wound me, after all the shared moments and the things that I've done for you.

[Your parents dude. Your parents.]

[charring]

I have someone trying to get me there, as well. Mun's barely resisting.

[socoolbrewster]

...Don't you have somewhere better to be, McGee? Bars to defend, flaming spitballs to practice?

[It has ABSOLUTELY nothing to do with the company. Of course not, that would be crazy talk.]

[charring]

Flaming---what? [Ed. You're being weird. See icon for possible facial expression.]

[socoolbrewster]

...Spitballs...? You know, like Tempest in X-Men, only more fire and less acid.

[FOCUS ON THE FIRE. Not the implied "LEAVE NOW PLS".

...Ed. You are still a geek even when you're a vampire, HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN.]

[charring]

[She sees your 'LEAVE NOW PLS" and---wait no she doesn't see it.]

You could have at least compared me to someone I knew. Like Magma. Or Match.

[socoolbrewster]

Magma's more earthquakes and lava and Match's head is always on fire. But if you want that one, he's all yours.

[outforbloodinvegas]

...You would be a welcome edition.

[purr]

[charring]

That's not likely. I don't do well in weird...pocket dimension type places. At least, not the ones I've been in.

[slayage]

[Groan.] You too?

Can we stop with the sudden vampire influx, Admiral? I'm stir-crazy as it is without the extra bloodsucking fiends.

[outforbloodinvegas]

[Woah Woah Woah. He holds up a hand]

Bloodsucking fiend?

[He looks-so wounded.]

...Ow.

[slayage]

[Eyeroll.] What. Did that hurt your feelings? Should I say Undead American?

[outforbloodinvegas]

[he smiles] How about Jerry?

I mean honestly that's been my name for a couple of centuries now.

[slayage]

[Stare of too-good-to-be-true hilarity. Slow smirk.] Jerry.

Jerry the vampire. [Snort, laugh.] There is no way. Did they even name people Jerry centuries ago? I'm pretty sure that's a newish this-side-of-1900 name.

Also, not really striking the fear into the masses with that one. Or a cool factor, if that's more of your style. You gotta think, what kind of impression am I making?