Homeless-Canon is Fright Night 2011 (potentially going to lastvoyages)

[outforbloodinvegas]

...Sure.

It's going to be fun watching you crash and burn.

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[outforbloodinvegas]

[heh]

..How old do I look.

[slayage]

[Really. :|] So I'm gonna go ahead and put a big fat yes on the 200 claim.

[outforbloodinvegas]

[Just another smile]

Look, there should be a rule about guys telling their age to girls right? I mean why do women get to have all the mystery?

[slayage]

You're the one who brought age into this.

And besides, you're not a guy.. You're a vampire. I-It's different.

[outforbloodinvegas]

[He just leans back and puts his arms on the back of his chair-studying her-before he leans forward]

...Last I checked, I still have the same equipment as a human male. Seems a little like- [and he looks a little disgusted] discrimination if you ask me.

[he leans back] I mean I've dated women.

[eaten women.]

[slayage]

One, ew, two.. still ew. Three, you've dated women? How many of those women are still alive?

Y'know, I'm really tired of the discrimination retort. You kill people to live. Or, un-live. That's plenty of reason for "discrimination". [Yes she did the air-quotes.]

[outforbloodinvegas]

...I won't demean either of us by saying "You kill cows" or any of that bullshit. I like a good hamburger as much as the next guy.

[he snorts]

Instead I will comment on the idea that, I am as nature made me and you're saying that because I am the way I am, I deserve to die.

[slayage]

Yeah. Pretty much. [WTF IS HIS LOGIC WHAT.] You think humans are on the same level as cows!

And also? Just because nature made you some way doesn't mean you can't go against it. Like, hey, pigs blood. I know a few vampires who live off the stuff. Or un-live.

[outforbloodinvegas]

...Maybe I can't. Did you think of that? I mean maybe I tried and I can't?

...okay I haven't tried and I don't want to, but.

[slayage]

[She looks at him almost considering it then.. EPIC SIGH.]

I hear pigs blood mixed with otter is pretty good. [Shrug. Then. Ew, why am I talking about this. Slight disgust face.]

Anyway. [Goes into Slayer-mode. All confidence and threats that show no sign of being empty.] Just know that on the barge? We do things a certain way, and if your doing things don't mesh with our doing things, we're gonna have a serious problem.

[outforbloodinvegas]

[and Jerry-Jerry laughs.]

...Are you the Captain?

[slayage]

[Unfazed.] Nope, but as far as you're concerned, I might as well be.

[outforbloodinvegas]

...Really.

[slayage]

Really. [Extremely confident look of Slayerness.]

[outforbloodinvegas]

[He doesn't change all the way. Instead his eyes darken all the way to black like a shark.]

...Really.

[slayage]

[Blink. Unimpressed. Slight smirk.] Neat trick.