[Stare of too-good-to-be-true hilarity. Slow smirk.] Jerry.

Jerry the vampire. [Snort, laugh.] There is no way. Did they even name people Jerry centuries ago? I'm pretty sure that's a newish this-side-of-1900 name.

Also, not really striking the fear into the masses with that one. Or a cool factor, if that's more of your style. You gotta think, what kind of impression am I making?