Homeless-Canon is Fright Night 2011 (potentially going to lastvoyages)

[outforbloodinvegas]

...Sure.

It's going to be fun watching you crash and burn.

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[outforbloodinvegas]

Accept that throughout history you're going to meet boring people kiddo. That's just how it goes.

[He yawns] It it easier to go grocery shopping.


[If you know what he means]

[socoolbrewster]

...True. It even makes the shopping dull though; at least if they're interesting the rest of it probably won't put you to sleep.

[Ed: wants more excitement than he can probably actually handle.]

[outforbloodinvegas]

...I'm trying to put this in terms that might be more familiar and less...antiquated.

[Serious look] Don't make waves. I have a feeling that not making waves initially is going to be to our benefit.

[socoolbrewster]

[Pacifying gestures and an eyeroll] Okay, okay. No waves. Fine.

So what are we gonna do about food? I'm not eating that synthetic shit, it's nasty. And it doesn't taste like anything.

[outforbloodinvegas]

[Fatherly shoulder pat] I promised myself, that once that-

glare shit with your pal Chuck was done I would make you cool. It's time for cool lessons kiddo.

[socoolbrewster]

..."Cool lessons"? What is this, an after school special?

[outforbloodinvegas]

[he slaps the back of his head] You want to get laid? Ever?

[And he has him pinned by the shoulders] I promise you, this is a gift...if you learn how to use it.

[socoolbrewster]

[He bares his fangs and snarls at the slap, but only a little; it's reflex.] ...ow.

Yeah, I know. But what's that got to do with-

...I can get laid. Like...you don't even know.

[You're being cocky again, Ed. And nobody believes you.]

[outforbloodinvegas]

[Deal apprentice.]

...yeah? Well then treat new situations like you would treat a beautiful young woman okay?

[He totally does not buy that you know what's going on dude. But at least he'll humor you.]


I'm trusting you.

[socoolbrewster]

Fine; cool, calm, and collected.

[He seems disappointed, reflected in the almost-sulky expression that accompanies it, but then he's still learning that whole "curbing when you have to" thing.

The trust is the only thing that keeps him from being a complete shit about it; he may not like the guy entirely, but loyalty runs deep. He'll behave. And more importantly, he'll listen.]

[outforbloodinvegas]

And you keep our connection, a secret for as long as you can.

[socoolbrewster]

What? Come on, man, what's that matter?