Homeless-Canon is Fright Night 2011 (potentially going to lastvoyages)

[outforbloodinvegas]

...Sure.

It's going to be fun watching you crash and burn.

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[socoolbrewster]

[He bares his fangs and snarls at the slap, but only a little; it's reflex.] ...ow.

Yeah, I know. But what's that got to do with-

...I can get laid. Like...you don't even know.

[You're being cocky again, Ed. And nobody believes you.]

[outforbloodinvegas]

[Deal apprentice.]

...yeah? Well then treat new situations like you would treat a beautiful young woman okay?

[He totally does not buy that you know what's going on dude. But at least he'll humor you.]


I'm trusting you.

[socoolbrewster]

Fine; cool, calm, and collected.

[He seems disappointed, reflected in the almost-sulky expression that accompanies it, but then he's still learning that whole "curbing when you have to" thing.

The trust is the only thing that keeps him from being a complete shit about it; he may not like the guy entirely, but loyalty runs deep. He'll behave. And more importantly, he'll listen.]

[outforbloodinvegas]

And you keep our connection, a secret for as long as you can.

[socoolbrewster]

What? Come on, man, what's that matter?