Homeless-Canon is Fright Night 2011 (potentially going to lastvoyages)

[outforbloodinvegas]

...Sure.

It's going to be fun watching you crash and burn.

Comments

[slayage]

Yeah. Pretty much. [WTF IS HIS LOGIC WHAT.] You think humans are on the same level as cows!

And also? Just because nature made you some way doesn't mean you can't go against it. Like, hey, pigs blood. I know a few vampires who live off the stuff. Or un-live.

[outforbloodinvegas]

...Maybe I can't. Did you think of that? I mean maybe I tried and I can't?

...okay I haven't tried and I don't want to, but.

[slayage]

[She looks at him almost considering it then.. EPIC SIGH.]

I hear pigs blood mixed with otter is pretty good. [Shrug. Then. Ew, why am I talking about this. Slight disgust face.]

Anyway. [Goes into Slayer-mode. All confidence and threats that show no sign of being empty.] Just know that on the barge? We do things a certain way, and if your doing things don't mesh with our doing things, we're gonna have a serious problem.

[outforbloodinvegas]

[and Jerry-Jerry laughs.]

...Are you the Captain?

[slayage]

[Unfazed.] Nope, but as far as you're concerned, I might as well be.

[outforbloodinvegas]

...Really.

[slayage]

Really. [Extremely confident look of Slayerness.]

[outforbloodinvegas]

[He doesn't change all the way. Instead his eyes darken all the way to black like a shark.]

...Really.

[slayage]

[Blink. Unimpressed. Slight smirk.] Neat trick.