Homeless-Canon is Fright Night 2011 (potentially going to lastvoyages)

[outforbloodinvegas]

...Sure.

It's going to be fun watching you crash and burn.

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[slayage]

[Groan.] You too?

Can we stop with the sudden vampire influx, Admiral? I'm stir-crazy as it is without the extra bloodsucking fiends.

[outforbloodinvegas]

[Woah Woah Woah. He holds up a hand]

Bloodsucking fiend?

[He looks-so wounded.]

...Ow.

[slayage]

[Eyeroll.] What. Did that hurt your feelings? Should I say Undead American?

[outforbloodinvegas]

[he smiles] How about Jerry?

I mean honestly that's been my name for a couple of centuries now.

[slayage]

[Stare of too-good-to-be-true hilarity. Slow smirk.] Jerry.

Jerry the vampire. [Snort, laugh.] There is no way. Did they even name people Jerry centuries ago? I'm pretty sure that's a newish this-side-of-1900 name.

Also, not really striking the fear into the masses with that one. Or a cool factor, if that's more of your style. You gotta think, what kind of impression am I making?

[outforbloodinvegas]

[The smile doesn't die, but it does get a little less bright. He fixes her with a look-it's the kind of look that says "I know what women want. The brooding look, the dark yet wounded puppydog face a vampire who preys on women uses.

And then it vanishes.]

Obviously none of you are familiar with aliases.

And I happen to like the name Jerry. It's from Gerry Garcia.

[slayage]

[Buffy's totally immune to the dark brooding puppydog faces of vampires. Totally. Angel Spike ..Totally. >.>]

Oh, I'm way familiar with aliases. Just don't know why you picked such a- [...] Jerry Garcia. [Blink. Blonde moment.] Wasn't he like.. One of the guys from The Rolling Stones?

[outforbloodinvegas]

[He looks amused again] ...Grateful Dead.

It's all right, you're awfully young.

[slayage]

..Oh. [...]

Couple centuries you said? So does that put you around 200? Or were you being less literal.

[outforbloodinvegas]

[heh]

..How old do I look.

[slayage]

[Really. :|] So I'm gonna go ahead and put a big fat yes on the 200 claim.

[outforbloodinvegas]

[Just another smile]

Look, there should be a rule about guys telling their age to girls right? I mean why do women get to have all the mystery?

[slayage]

You're the one who brought age into this.

And besides, you're not a guy.. You're a vampire. I-It's different.

[outforbloodinvegas]

[He just leans back and puts his arms on the back of his chair-studying her-before he leans forward]

...Last I checked, I still have the same equipment as a human male. Seems a little like- [and he looks a little disgusted] discrimination if you ask me.

[he leans back] I mean I've dated women.

[eaten women.]

[slayage]

One, ew, two.. still ew. Three, you've dated women? How many of those women are still alive?

Y'know, I'm really tired of the discrimination retort. You kill people to live. Or, un-live. That's plenty of reason for "discrimination". [Yes she did the air-quotes.]

[outforbloodinvegas]

...I won't demean either of us by saying "You kill cows" or any of that bullshit. I like a good hamburger as much as the next guy.

[he snorts]

Instead I will comment on the idea that, I am as nature made me and you're saying that because I am the way I am, I deserve to die.

[slayage]

Yeah. Pretty much. [WTF IS HIS LOGIC WHAT.] You think humans are on the same level as cows!

And also? Just because nature made you some way doesn't mean you can't go against it. Like, hey, pigs blood. I know a few vampires who live off the stuff. Or un-live.

[outforbloodinvegas]

...Maybe I can't. Did you think of that? I mean maybe I tried and I can't?

...okay I haven't tried and I don't want to, but.

[slayage]

[She looks at him almost considering it then.. EPIC SIGH.]

I hear pigs blood mixed with otter is pretty good. [Shrug. Then. Ew, why am I talking about this. Slight disgust face.]

Anyway. [Goes into Slayer-mode. All confidence and threats that show no sign of being empty.] Just know that on the barge? We do things a certain way, and if your doing things don't mesh with our doing things, we're gonna have a serious problem.

[outforbloodinvegas]

[and Jerry-Jerry laughs.]

...Are you the Captain?

[slayage]

[Unfazed.] Nope, but as far as you're concerned, I might as well be.

[outforbloodinvegas]

...Really.

[slayage]

Really. [Extremely confident look of Slayerness.]

[outforbloodinvegas]

[He doesn't change all the way. Instead his eyes darken all the way to black like a shark.]

...Really.

[slayage]

[Blink. Unimpressed. Slight smirk.] Neat trick.