Homeless-Canon is Fright Night 2011 (potentially going to lastvoyages)

[outforbloodinvegas]

...Sure.

It's going to be fun watching you crash and burn.

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[peter_vincent]

I believe that's my business. Keep it that way, yeah?

[Dammit, Jerry. Translation? He's got really NO IDEA how he'll do the whole 'warden' thing.]

I think my life would be just fine without you, too. Plenty fine.

[outforbloodinvegas]

[unimpressed] three shows a day and millions of dollars while you drink yourself into oblivion and buy useless crap on Ebay.

Admit it. We had good times. and we'll have more.

[peter_vincent]

I'll ask you nicely, once, to stop stalking me. You may know what I do, but that's not who I am.

[...who are you trying to kid, Peter? Seriously.]

Good times? Yeah, sure. Like the time Charley torched your ass. That was fun.

[outforbloodinvegas]

[Amused look. Just. All of the amused.]

See, it's little comments like that which make me inclined to try something. You wound me, after all the shared moments and the things that I've done for you.

[Your parents dude. Your parents.]

[peter_vincent]

[...Stop baiting him. He will resist it. Just watch him resist.]

Try something? Like what?

[Okay, he has the willpower of a guppy.]

[outforbloodinvegas]

.....Really? Are-you're kidding me right? [He just kind of stares] What you want me to think about it? goddamn are we really doing this? This protracted villany dance?

[He snorts]

[peter_vincent]

[Stares.] Bloody humor me, Jerry. You want to call it a dance, then fine. You're the one still talking to me, not the other way around.

[Shut up that totally makes sense.]

[outforbloodinvegas]

[smiles broadly. Another fangy smile]

Oh Pete. Pete, you're one in a million. Were you hoping I'd leave you behind and alone? I mean honestly?

[peter_vincent]

Well... yes, actually. That's precisely what I was hoping.

[Pours himself a glass.] But you're not, are you?

[outforbloodinvegas]

We're friends Pete. I owe it to your parents to check up on you.

[In an instant, he's inches from Peter Vincent, smiling] If you come between me and what's mine then we will have a very serious problem.

[What's mine being defined as things I pee on His bitches, his hos, his friends.]

[peter_vincent]

[Scoff and he's about to retort when HOLY FUCK YOU'RE RIGHT THERE. Yes, he jumps back, and the glass he was holding is now shattered on the floor.]

I think we already do. [Swallows, hard. Oh look, watch him find some bravery.] I'm not going to just ignore you. You sure as fuck don't deserve to live, let alone a chance to find redemption. [So much disgust in one little word.]

[outforbloodinvegas]

[He just stares impassively for a moment before smiling.] Wouldn't it be a kick to your nuts if it turned out I was?

[He wasn't. He honestly does not understand any of this, but.]

[peter_vincent]

Not really. [He's a terrible liar.] I wouldn't have to deal with you. I wouldn't invite you in, for one thing.

[outforbloodinvegas]

[He's close, in his face again, uncomfortably close.

And then he slides back with a laugh.]

...But what about the rest of the barge?

[peter_vincent]

[Stop that. You're making him nervous. Yeah, that fear smell? It's on him right now.]

What about it? It's... not exactly a small place. You can't be everywhere at once.

[... Right?]

[outforbloodinvegas]

[Now have all of the fang he can muster Pete. The biggest, toothiest smile ever.]