Homeless-Canon is Fright Night 2011 (potentially going to lastvoyages)

[outforbloodinvegas]

...Sure.

It's going to be fun watching you crash and burn.

Comments

[socoolbrewster]

Magma's more earthquakes and lava and Match's head is always on fire. But if you want that one, he's all yours.

[charring]

I think the red hair is as close as I'm going to get to having fire for hair. And I woulda said 'Pyro' but I lack the accent. Plus, he needs a lighter.

[This conversation has deviated from it's original intent, hasn't it Ed?]

[socoolbrewster]

...Whatever. Don't you have somewhere to be?

[charring]

When and why did you turn into a bigger dick than usual?

[socoolbrewster]

Hey, I'm just saying.

[charring]

[After a moment of continued frowning, something like realization creeps rapidly into her face. He's warning her away, isn't he? Why would he even...unless whoever this guy was worse than Ed. And if they're worse than Ed then that means...] Oh.

[Pay close attention, Ed. That would be an apology along with appreciation flashing on Charlie's face for a moment.]

[socoolbrewster]

Yeah.

[Try not to read too much into it, McGee; he just doesn't want Jerry poaching you from him. That's it. Really. It's why he's being all casual and vaguely mocking about it.]

[charring]

['leave Ed's space heater/future dinner/the living breathing girl he's been hanging out with who can start fires at a whim' alone, and all that?]

[socoolbrewster]

[Exactly! Jerry's got plenty of other skanks he can eat, after all. ED WANTS THIS ONE, DAMMIT. *foot stomp*

...never mind that he won't actually get around to eating her ever. He's happy to lie to himself forever.]