voice practice i guess.

[nitidus]

I’m beginning to suspect that the social decorum here - in this vast expanse of space you and I share with millions of others - differs greatly from the norm.

Not entirely a complaint, simply an observation on my own part and own interactions. I was under the impression complaints would be entirely useless anyway.

Comments

[alphaing]

whats that
the faint odor of sulking and karma making a fine roast getting gobbled up here oh yeah
add some cranberry sauce to that fucker its fine as fuck
in other news why are you whining about getting to do whatever you want

[nitidus]

I am observing, not sulking.
If I were sulking, however, it would not be because I am "getting to do whatever I want". I would be because events have transpired that are so fundamentally vulgar that thinking of them would theoretically make me cringe a little.
Theoretically.
Hello, Dave.

[alphaing]

you couldve just said if my dick was too much for you

[nitidus]

It was truly an impressive sight to behold.
Alas your dick was not what I was hypothetically referring too.

[alphaing]

im hurt and tenderized by that dismissal
but yeah seriously whats up

[nitidus]

You're a big boy, I'm sure you'll shrug this blow off with optimum apathy.
Nothing I wish to go in detail about in such a public forum.

[alphaing]

youre the one who brought it up here but ok
contrary rights belong to you of all females

[nitidus]

Perhaps I wanted the satisfaction of luring you in and then withholding the information from you in some kind of petty, passive aggressive move to keep you interested in my social affairs.
Alternatively, perhaps I simply wanted to vent.

[alphaing]

oh i see
im your girly sleepover bitch who has to braid your hair while we talk about boys and how badly theyre fucktards
down with this

[nitidus]

Which color would you like me to paint your toenails?

[alphaing]

im a man i can take this
pinkest shade you got

[l1ck1ng]

NOT 4LL HUM4NS THROWS P41LS 4T 34CH OTH3R 4S 4 GR33T1NG 4PP4R3NTLY!!
1T SHOCKS M3 3V3RY D4Y

[nitidus]

I imagine this must be quite the relief for you.

[l1ck1ng]

Y3S, 4CTU4LLY

[nitidus]

Is there any other odd habits we should be aware of that might offend you?

[l1ck1ng]

1LL L3T YOU KNOW 4LONG TH3 W4Y BUT TO B3 ON TH3 S4F3 S1D3 TRY NOT TO THROW BUCK3TS 4T MY F4C3 4NYT1M3 SOON
1 TH1NK TH3 HUM4N 3QU1V4L3NC3 1S C4LL3D 4 BUKK4K3T?
OR SOM3TH1NG

[nitidus]

I see.
Well - certainly we shall refrain from throwing any buckets at your head. I think perhaps we ought to sit down at some point and discuss the cultural differences at length.
All of them, I mean.

[l1ck1ng]

L1K3 TH3 F1FT33N T3NT4CL3S 1N MY P4NTS?

[nitidus]

Only fifteen?

[l1ck1ng]

OUCH M1L4DY, YOU 4SK TOO MUCH
1M F33L1NG 4LL 3M4SCUL4T3D 4ND UNS4T1SF4CTORY R1GHT NOW

[nitidus]

I have high standards, Pyrope. I am unsatisfied with less than twenty tentacles are least.

Hope you don't mind cross-canon tags. Also courier because Homestuck.

[fastestonnolegs]

amputeeCelerity began pestering tentacleTherapist

It's a pretty interesting place, isn't it? You meet all sorts of people here.

Oooh absolutely don't mind at all! ♥

[nitidus]

All sorts would be the correct phrase to use. Certainly, I suppose it a refreshing change seeing new faces every so often.

Re: Oooh absolutely don't mind at all! ♥

[fastestonnolegs]

I see that some of my schoolmates are showing up, and a lot of your friends are already here.

Did your mun have anywhere in mind? You know, for a game.

[nitidus]

It's both fortunate and unfortunate. I'm glad to have the company but at the same I'd rather save them going through similar experiences to mine?

Oh, she does. It's entirely uncouth and ridiculous, of course.