voice practice i guess.

[nitidus]

I’m beginning to suspect that the social decorum here - in this vast expanse of space you and I share with millions of others - differs greatly from the norm.

Not entirely a complaint, simply an observation on my own part and own interactions. I was under the impression complaints would be entirely useless anyway.

Comments

[nitidus]

It was truly an impressive sight to behold.
Alas your dick was not what I was hypothetically referring too.

[alphaing]

im hurt and tenderized by that dismissal
but yeah seriously whats up

[nitidus]

You're a big boy, I'm sure you'll shrug this blow off with optimum apathy.
Nothing I wish to go in detail about in such a public forum.

[alphaing]

youre the one who brought it up here but ok
contrary rights belong to you of all females

[nitidus]

Perhaps I wanted the satisfaction of luring you in and then withholding the information from you in some kind of petty, passive aggressive move to keep you interested in my social affairs.
Alternatively, perhaps I simply wanted to vent.

[alphaing]

oh i see
im your girly sleepover bitch who has to braid your hair while we talk about boys and how badly theyre fucktards
down with this

[nitidus]

Which color would you like me to paint your toenails?

[alphaing]

im a man i can take this
pinkest shade you got

[nitidus]

Hmmm.

Will this suffice?

[alphaing]

that looks stuffed with testosterone
itll do

[nitidus]

You can paint them while I tenderly brush your hair and whisper all my secrets.
Is this how this sort of thing goes?

[alphaing]

as long as it doesnt involve wizards boning i can listen to pretty much anything youve got

[nitidus]

Spoiled sport.

[alphaing]

i draw the lines at snufflewank the cocksucker jizzing rainbows on wazzok the wangdangerous
what can i say im boring like that

[nitidus]

Should I recite you some poetry instead? Perhaps light a few candles to set the mood?

[alphaing]

how do i commit seppuku again
does it involve vomiting inside my own mouth cause thats a thing that sure just happened

[nitidus]

I'm writing an extra special piece just for you.
I call it "My Brother The Charming Idiot".
It's a haiku in progress.

[alphaing]

im so honoured
have at me right now unless you think its not good enough to match all this dazzling brilliance

[nitidus]

2012-01-07 02:27 am (local) (link) Select
I stare forlornly
At this charming idiot
Who thinks himself ironic
He is not.

As I said, it's a work in progress.

[alphaing]

my sister is weird
her works in progress suck ass
professionally speaking
i am rad

[nitidus]

A slow applaud for the hidden genius in the family.

[alphaing]

yeah well done rose

[nitidus]

I mustn't take credit for your work. Now is not the time to be modest.

[alphaing]

you must be confused were celebrating that timeless sample of grade a effort you submitted there
we all know you tried your best and thats the important thing
that you gave it a shot

[nitidus]

I was referring to your gallant effort at a retort.