voice practice i guess.

[nitidus]

I’m beginning to suspect that the social decorum here - in this vast expanse of space you and I share with millions of others - differs greatly from the norm.

Not entirely a complaint, simply an observation on my own part and own interactions. I was under the impression complaints would be entirely useless anyway.

Comments

[l1ck1ng]

Y3S, 4CTU4LLY

[nitidus]

Is there any other odd habits we should be aware of that might offend you?

[l1ck1ng]

1LL L3T YOU KNOW 4LONG TH3 W4Y BUT TO B3 ON TH3 S4F3 S1D3 TRY NOT TO THROW BUCK3TS 4T MY F4C3 4NYT1M3 SOON
1 TH1NK TH3 HUM4N 3QU1V4L3NC3 1S C4LL3D 4 BUKK4K3T?
OR SOM3TH1NG

[nitidus]

I see.
Well - certainly we shall refrain from throwing any buckets at your head. I think perhaps we ought to sit down at some point and discuss the cultural differences at length.
All of them, I mean.

[l1ck1ng]

L1K3 TH3 F1FT33N T3NT4CL3S 1N MY P4NTS?

[nitidus]

Only fifteen?

[l1ck1ng]

OUCH M1L4DY, YOU 4SK TOO MUCH
1M F33L1NG 4LL 3M4SCUL4T3D 4ND UNS4T1SF4CTORY R1GHT NOW

[nitidus]

I have high standards, Pyrope. I am unsatisfied with less than twenty tentacles are least.

[l1ck1ng]

PL34S3
TH3 THOUGHT OF POT3NT14L T3NT4CL3S 4CTU4LLY H4S YOU 3XC1T3D DO3SNT 1T

[nitidus]

Here I thought myself subtle.

[l1ck1ng]

DONT B34T YOURS3LF UP 4BOUT 1T
1 SN1FF YOU OUT

[nitidus]

Should I be flattered?

[l1ck1ng]

D3F1N1T3LY

[nitidus]

Oh Miss. Pyrope, will the flattery ever end?
Twice now, I honestly haven't a clue how I will stop myself swooning with all of these compliments you have been paying me, strange as they are.

[l1ck1ng]

1TS B3TT3R NOT TO HOLD B4CK

[nitidus]

Catch me quickly.

[l1ck1ng]

ONLY W4Y 1 KNOW HOW

[nitidus]

I haven't the faintest idea why I would ever need saving from you, Pyrope. Not with these quick reflexes.

[l1ck1ng]

WHO 1MPL13D TH4T YOU N33D3D S4V1NG FROM M3?
YOU 4R3 4 F13RC3 1ND3P3ND4NT P1NK MONK3Y, ROS3 L4LOND3
G1RLS L1K3 YOU DONT N33D TO B3 R3SCU3D

[nitidus]

Oh no, I'm swooning again.