voice practice i guess.

[nitidus]

I’m beginning to suspect that the social decorum here - in this vast expanse of space you and I share with millions of others - differs greatly from the norm.

Not entirely a complaint, simply an observation on my own part and own interactions. I was under the impression complaints would be entirely useless anyway.

Comments

[alphaing]

whats that
the faint odor of sulking and karma making a fine roast getting gobbled up here oh yeah
add some cranberry sauce to that fucker its fine as fuck
in other news why are you whining about getting to do whatever you want

[nitidus]

I am observing, not sulking.
If I were sulking, however, it would not be because I am "getting to do whatever I want". I would be because events have transpired that are so fundamentally vulgar that thinking of them would theoretically make me cringe a little.
Theoretically.
Hello, Dave.

[alphaing]

you couldve just said if my dick was too much for you

[l1ck1ng]

NOT 4LL HUM4NS THROWS P41LS 4T 34CH OTH3R 4S 4 GR33T1NG 4PP4R3NTLY!!
1T SHOCKS M3 3V3RY D4Y

[nitidus]

It was truly an impressive sight to behold.
Alas your dick was not what I was hypothetically referring too.

[nitidus]

I imagine this must be quite the relief for you.

[l1ck1ng]

Y3S, 4CTU4LLY

[alphaing]

im hurt and tenderized by that dismissal
but yeah seriously whats up

[nitidus]

You're a big boy, I'm sure you'll shrug this blow off with optimum apathy.
Nothing I wish to go in detail about in such a public forum.

[nitidus]

Is there any other odd habits we should be aware of that might offend you?

[alphaing]

youre the one who brought it up here but ok
contrary rights belong to you of all females

[nitidus]

Perhaps I wanted the satisfaction of luring you in and then withholding the information from you in some kind of petty, passive aggressive move to keep you interested in my social affairs.
Alternatively, perhaps I simply wanted to vent.

[alphaing]

oh i see
im your girly sleepover bitch who has to braid your hair while we talk about boys and how badly theyre fucktards
down with this

[nitidus]

Which color would you like me to paint your toenails?

[alphaing]

im a man i can take this
pinkest shade you got

[nitidus]

Hmmm.

Will this suffice?

[alphaing]

that looks stuffed with testosterone
itll do

[nitidus]

You can paint them while I tenderly brush your hair and whisper all my secrets.
Is this how this sort of thing goes?

[alphaing]

as long as it doesnt involve wizards boning i can listen to pretty much anything youve got

[nitidus]

Spoiled sport.

[alphaing]

i draw the lines at snufflewank the cocksucker jizzing rainbows on wazzok the wangdangerous
what can i say im boring like that

[nitidus]

Should I recite you some poetry instead? Perhaps light a few candles to set the mood?

[alphaing]

how do i commit seppuku again
does it involve vomiting inside my own mouth cause thats a thing that sure just happened

[nitidus]

I'm writing an extra special piece just for you.
I call it "My Brother The Charming Idiot".
It's a haiku in progress.

[alphaing]

im so honoured
have at me right now unless you think its not good enough to match all this dazzling brilliance