voice practice i guess.

[nitidus]

I’m beginning to suspect that the social decorum here - in this vast expanse of space you and I share with millions of others - differs greatly from the norm.

Not entirely a complaint, simply an observation on my own part and own interactions. I was under the impression complaints would be entirely useless anyway.

Comments

[alphaing]

youre not seriously antsy are you

[nitidus]

Absolutely not.

[alphaing]

yeah okay

[nitidus]

Your genuineness is outstanding.
I'm not antsy.

[alphaing]

alright so you can stop saying so
dont lie just tell me if i pissed you off
im a big boy i can handle it

[nitidus]

I can assure you that you have said nothing in the entirety of this conversation which could in any way, piss me off.

[alphaing]

in the interests of playing it safe im just gonna assume youre surfing the crimson wave this week

[nitidus]

Delicate as usual I see.

[alphaing]

saving necks like a boss

[nitidus]

For the sake of us both, let us direction this conversation elsewhere.
Perhaps towards the subject of going somewhere or at least something similarly as far away from this topic as we can get.

[alphaing]

how about
i met your mom and she thought i was hot
not your or my actual mom
your younger mom
she was hot too

i dont even know anymore just have a field day with that

[nitidus]

I have met her too. One of her, at least.





Have you heard from John?

[alphaing]

shes like you but also kind of like me??
or just you if you ever got drunk

yeah ive seen three or four johns
one of them was a girl and that was awkward as shit

[nitidus]

We have very few similarities that I have seen other than our appearances.



A girl? That sounds interesting at the very least.

[alphaing]

she was smart like you
john was john in any incarnation but this one just happened to have tits

[nitidus]

A standing ovation for her wit and apparent charm.

Naturally. I'm failing to see how it could have awkward unless you made a point of making her chest a constant topic of conversation.

[alphaing]

funny lady not denying it

welp

[nitidus]

I can only imagine.

Oh goodness. You did, didn't you?

[alphaing]

wouldnt you stare at me if i suddenly grew a pair
just for noveltys sake if nothing else
like whoa nice jugs how the hell are you even alive with those things stuck on you

[nitidus]

I'm imagining you as a petite princess.

[alphaing]

id look like you but probably infinitely cooler

[nitidus]

Oh, do you think?

[alphaing]

damn just thinking about it
id go out with girl-me

[nitidus]

I'm fairly she is probably running around.

[alphaing]

thats some insane kind of narcissism
dating yourself
mind is blown further than crete