voice practice i guess.

[nitidus]

I’m beginning to suspect that the social decorum here - in this vast expanse of space you and I share with millions of others - differs greatly from the norm.

Not entirely a complaint, simply an observation on my own part and own interactions. I was under the impression complaints would be entirely useless anyway.

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[nitidus]

I have met her too. One of her, at least.





Have you heard from John?

[alphaing]

shes like you but also kind of like me??
or just you if you ever got drunk

yeah ive seen three or four johns
one of them was a girl and that was awkward as shit

[nitidus]

We have very few similarities that I have seen other than our appearances.



A girl? That sounds interesting at the very least.

[alphaing]

she was smart like you
john was john in any incarnation but this one just happened to have tits

[nitidus]

A standing ovation for her wit and apparent charm.

Naturally. I'm failing to see how it could have awkward unless you made a point of making her chest a constant topic of conversation.

[alphaing]

funny lady not denying it

welp

[nitidus]

I can only imagine.

Oh goodness. You did, didn't you?

[alphaing]

wouldnt you stare at me if i suddenly grew a pair
just for noveltys sake if nothing else
like whoa nice jugs how the hell are you even alive with those things stuck on you

[nitidus]

I'm imagining you as a petite princess.

[alphaing]

id look like you but probably infinitely cooler

[nitidus]

Oh, do you think?

[alphaing]

damn just thinking about it
id go out with girl-me

[nitidus]

I'm fairly she is probably running around.

[alphaing]

thats some insane kind of narcissism
dating yourself
mind is blown further than crete

[nitidus]

It's a family trait, perhaps.
Would you honestly pass up the opportunity to make-out with yourself?

[alphaing]

and remind myself how ill i am
no thanks not passing up anything
youd be all over yourself for the sake of documenting every little detail i just know it

[nitidus]

All in the name of science.

[alphaing]

you are so transparent

[nitidus]

Like glass, I assume.

[alphaing]

more like air

[nitidus]

I'm wounded.

[alphaing]

ten tons of nuclear explosives couldnt hurt you
making me laugh right now holding my jelly belly and ho ho hoing like i just nicked some kids milk and cookies
tiptoeing around all nefarious like while you bathe in diamonds just to exfoliate your skin
that shits more prone than any lalonde in existence

[nitidus]

Dave I must insist you stop watching me bathe, it simply isn't decent. More than that, if you uncover any more of my deep dark secrets it would be most unfortunate for you.

[alphaing]

would my eyes melt and my teeth crack in horror

[nitidus]

Your soul would burn out through your retinas and your heart would stop from the sheer magnificence.