voice practice i guess.

[nitidus]

I’m beginning to suspect that the social decorum here - in this vast expanse of space you and I share with millions of others - differs greatly from the norm.

Not entirely a complaint, simply an observation on my own part and own interactions. I was under the impression complaints would be entirely useless anyway.

Comments

[alphaing]

thats some insane kind of narcissism
dating yourself
mind is blown further than crete

[nitidus]

It's a family trait, perhaps.
Would you honestly pass up the opportunity to make-out with yourself?

[alphaing]

and remind myself how ill i am
no thanks not passing up anything
youd be all over yourself for the sake of documenting every little detail i just know it

[nitidus]

All in the name of science.

[alphaing]

you are so transparent

[nitidus]

Like glass, I assume.

[alphaing]

more like air

[nitidus]

I'm wounded.

[alphaing]

ten tons of nuclear explosives couldnt hurt you
making me laugh right now holding my jelly belly and ho ho hoing like i just nicked some kids milk and cookies
tiptoeing around all nefarious like while you bathe in diamonds just to exfoliate your skin
that shits more prone than any lalonde in existence

[nitidus]

Dave I must insist you stop watching me bathe, it simply isn't decent. More than that, if you uncover any more of my deep dark secrets it would be most unfortunate for you.

[alphaing]

would my eyes melt and my teeth crack in horror

[nitidus]

Your soul would burn out through your retinas and your heart would stop from the sheer magnificence.