voice practice i guess.

[nitidus]

I’m beginning to suspect that the social decorum here - in this vast expanse of space you and I share with millions of others - differs greatly from the norm.

Not entirely a complaint, simply an observation on my own part and own interactions. I was under the impression complaints would be entirely useless anyway.

Comments

[alphaing]

how do i commit seppuku again
does it involve vomiting inside my own mouth cause thats a thing that sure just happened

[nitidus]

I'm writing an extra special piece just for you.
I call it "My Brother The Charming Idiot".
It's a haiku in progress.

[alphaing]

im so honoured
have at me right now unless you think its not good enough to match all this dazzling brilliance

[nitidus]

2012-01-07 02:27 am (local) (link) Select
I stare forlornly
At this charming idiot
Who thinks himself ironic
He is not.

As I said, it's a work in progress.

[alphaing]

my sister is weird
her works in progress suck ass
professionally speaking
i am rad

[nitidus]

A slow applaud for the hidden genius in the family.

[alphaing]

yeah well done rose

[nitidus]

I mustn't take credit for your work. Now is not the time to be modest.

[alphaing]

you must be confused were celebrating that timeless sample of grade a effort you submitted there
we all know you tried your best and thats the important thing
that you gave it a shot

[nitidus]

I was referring to your gallant effort at a retort.

[alphaing]

ditto
yours came first though

[nitidus]

Excuse me while I take a dramatic bow for the audience, then.

[alphaing]

youre not seriously antsy are you

[nitidus]

Absolutely not.

[alphaing]

yeah okay

[nitidus]

Your genuineness is outstanding.
I'm not antsy.

[alphaing]

alright so you can stop saying so
dont lie just tell me if i pissed you off
im a big boy i can handle it

[nitidus]

I can assure you that you have said nothing in the entirety of this conversation which could in any way, piss me off.

[alphaing]

in the interests of playing it safe im just gonna assume youre surfing the crimson wave this week

[nitidus]

Delicate as usual I see.

[alphaing]

saving necks like a boss

[nitidus]

For the sake of us both, let us direction this conversation elsewhere.
Perhaps towards the subject of going somewhere or at least something similarly as far away from this topic as we can get.

[alphaing]

how about
i met your mom and she thought i was hot
not your or my actual mom
your younger mom
she was hot too

i dont even know anymore just have a field day with that

[nitidus]

I have met her too. One of her, at least.





Have you heard from John?

[alphaing]

shes like you but also kind of like me??
or just you if you ever got drunk

yeah ive seen three or four johns
one of them was a girl and that was awkward as shit