Considering eudio Re-voicetesting this loser.

[corelliansmuggler]

Hold on. You want to do... what, now? Send me where?

[This is what happens when a young Han gets pulled out of early retirement. The mundane hasn't done much with him lately, but it would seem that's about to change.]

Oh no, I don't think so. Listen here, lady - I'm perfectly fine hanging around the boring recesses of your little mind here. It gives Chewie and me more time to work on the Falcon, and not go on some crazy, hair-brained scheme of yours.

So whatever you're thinking about doing, just leave me out of it.

[The poor, stubborn man just doesn't get it yet.]

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[notimeforsorrow]

As if you need anyone's influence to do anything insane - you do that on your own.

[Have a smirk, Han, as Leia strides over, hands on her hips.]

[corelliansmuggler]

[Yeah, she WOULD find him first. He's just going to cross his arms over his chest and look down at her smugly. Play it cool, Han.]

There's a difference between insane and stupid, Princess. My life wasn't half-bad before you and your brother showed up.

[notimeforsorrow]

[That pissed her off. A lot. Her eyebrows shot up and her mouth fell open in disbelief.]

Well, I'm sorry if I ruined your perfect life!

[corelliansmuggler]

[...and just like that the smug expression fell a little. baby no]

Come on, Leia - I didn't mean that. Don't you go putting words in my mouth!

[inimicus]

Of course. Stay on your ship and don't give them the time of day.

[this could actually be the worst.]

[corelliansmuggler]

[Han doesn't really know who you are, but he thinks you've got the right idea.]

Trust me, kid - if it were that easy, I'd like nothing more than fly far away from all this.

Apparently it ain't up to me.

[inimicus]

[Just watching that conversation above with an unimpressed look. Won't go back to the one below because Han Solo is officially the worst.]

Don't call me that. And tell your mundane you refuse to go.

[corelliansmuggler]

[Han would say he was sorry but he doesn't know you're his future son, so... sorry not sorry?]

Sorry. Calm down, ki... buddy, that's what I've been trying to do. Trying to convince a woman not to do something she's got her mind set on isn't exactly what I'd call easy.

[...and then he frowns. Points a finger at Ben.]

So how come you don't want me to go? Pretty sure I've never seen you before in my life. Do I owe you money or something?

btw sorry about your son lkmslkg

[sensitively]

[ have someone who would be VERY happy to see you, regardless of how hot young you look. ]

My writer thinks this is the best idea ever, just so you know.

what son i ain't got no son yet.

[corelliansmuggler]

[Too bad he doesn't know who she really is. Even if she is kinda cute, he's just too busy being all mad at the world right now.]

Is that so?

Well your writer needs to learn to stay out of my business, sister.

hahaha oh man this is going to be comedy gold

[sensitively]

[ despite his bristling, she can't help but grin stupidly. she is so glad to see you, Han, you have no idea. ]

You don't have any idea of whom I am, do you?

he's so clueless

[corelliansmuggler]

[If he wasn't so annoyed with his mundane, he'd probably be preening underneath her excitement to see him. Alas, he's still feeling a little distracted at the moment.

Her question earns her a frown, however. Han takes the moment to look her up and down, not really lingering anywhere.]

No. Should I? [Pause. He looks this way and that, surreptitiously, then leans in a bit closer as if sharing a secret.] We haven't... you know... have we?

[Because it could've happened, what with his track record for drinking and... doing other more reckless things.]

[bespin]

Come on now, Han, think about it. A little cuddling up with some attractive strangers, and they'll give you anything you want in return. There's no downside!

[corelliansmuggler]

[Finally, someone who can talk a little sense into these people...

what?!]

There's always a downside, Lando. Nothing is ever that easy with them.

[And if Leia comes too, it's not like she would just sit still for that sort of thing.]

I'm not about to just go willingly into something like that again. I've had enough adventures that weren't worth the payoff to last a lifetime. From now on, I'm only doing what's best for one person: me.

[bespin]

[ Leia is another issue for another time. The matter at hand is getting Han to come to Eudio. ]

And you can, if you just make this deal. Besides, they say they'll drop you back right where you left, no questions asked, if you want out. Why not give it a try, for old times sake?

[corelliansmuggler]

[She'll be a pretty big issue if her writer brings her in, too. But it's true that for the moment, it's just too old bros friends here.]

Just like old times, huh?

[He smirks a little, shaking his head at Lando.]

Believe it or not - and try not to let this go to your head - but I have missed you, buddy.

[democratically]

From experience, it would seem that the more hair-brained the scheme, the more delighted they are.

[corelliansmuggler]

Yeah. [He shakes his head.] Women.

Uh, no offense. [Han doesn't know who she is, either, though there is something kinda familiar about her her. He immediately feels a little bad about the jab at his mundane.]

So yours too then, huh?

[democratically]

None taken. [Although there might well be a hint of amusement on her face. It does remind her of people and their stance on politicians.] Mine is quite apt at doing that, although she also does take her time in contemplating these matters.

Only to end up doing it regardless.

[corelliansmuggler]

[Oh, he feels similarly about politicians too, so don't get him started. Probably stems from the fact he's pretty fond of one stubborn politician in particular.]

That sounds about right.

I don't like the odds here. And I'm not the kind of guy who likes hearing about odds, period.

I apologize for him in advance

[hforhologram]

[Better that loser than him. Rimmer looks perfectly happy about not being the one put in said game.]

Muns toss their muses where they please. You don't have any say about it me-laddio.

I hope an AU Kylo Ren is alright? The profile explains it.

[greyorder]

You can't talk sense into these people, believe me. I've tried, Leia has tried, Luke has whimpered - tried, I meant tried. No one has gotten much more than a brief pause from the muns at best and at worst you'll make it harder on yourself. [He might be speaking from experience on that last one.]

Definitely ok! Sorry for the lateness.

[corelliansmuggler]

[Han raised his brow at the Luke whimpering part, but a crooked, amused grin lit up his features.]

Unlike Luke and Leia, I've got a knack for talking myself out of sticky situations. Don't worry, kid - soon as I'm done here, my mun be wondering why she ever thought bringing me out was a good idea in the first place.

[Kid. No matter that Han can't be more than a few years older than this guy.]

It's fine. <3

[greyorder]

The way Leia tells you you're actually pretty horrible at talking yourself out of things. [He tries his best not to snort or smirk, but it's a near thing.]

[corelliansmuggler]

... Leia said that?

[He might be a little offended now.] Guess you caught the princess on a bad day. She gets pretty upset over the little things sometimes, you know.