Considering eudio Re-voicetesting this loser.

[corelliansmuggler]

Hold on. You want to do... what, now? Send me where?

[This is what happens when a young Han gets pulled out of early retirement. The mundane hasn't done much with him lately, but it would seem that's about to change.]

Oh no, I don't think so. Listen here, lady - I'm perfectly fine hanging around the boring recesses of your little mind here. It gives Chewie and me more time to work on the Falcon, and not go on some crazy, hair-brained scheme of yours.

So whatever you're thinking about doing, just leave me out of it.

[The poor, stubborn man just doesn't get it yet.]

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btw sorry about your son lkmslkg

[sensitively]

[ have someone who would be VERY happy to see you, regardless of how hot young you look. ]

My writer thinks this is the best idea ever, just so you know.

what son i ain't got no son yet.

[corelliansmuggler]

[Too bad he doesn't know who she really is. Even if she is kinda cute, he's just too busy being all mad at the world right now.]

Is that so?

Well your writer needs to learn to stay out of my business, sister.

hahaha oh man this is going to be comedy gold

[sensitively]

[ despite his bristling, she can't help but grin stupidly. she is so glad to see you, Han, you have no idea. ]

You don't have any idea of whom I am, do you?

he's so clueless

[corelliansmuggler]

[If he wasn't so annoyed with his mundane, he'd probably be preening underneath her excitement to see him. Alas, he's still feeling a little distracted at the moment.

Her question earns her a frown, however. Han takes the moment to look her up and down, not really lingering anywhere.]

No. Should I? [Pause. He looks this way and that, surreptitiously, then leans in a bit closer as if sharing a secret.] We haven't... you know... have we?

[Because it could've happened, what with his track record for drinking and... doing other more reckless things.]

/SHRIEKS

[sensitively]

- No! [ she shouts, a little forcefully at first out of sheer surprise. then: ] - No! [ a little more sheepish, embarrassed as blood blossoms in her cheeks at the thought. ]

...No! No. [ because he's in his sixties in her time, and Leia's estranged husband and kylo ren's father.

and then a single last reply, amused, chortling as she says it. because he is rather handsome at this age she'll have to admit, with that swagger and Solo smirk. ] ...No.

this is adorable ngl

[corelliansmuggler]

[The shout catches him off guard. Han actually jumps a little. It wouldn't have been the first time he'd upset a woman, and it certainly wouldn't be the last time either, but it was still surprising.

And it didn't stop there. His confusion didn't get much clearer every time she made a point of emphasizing her 'no.' If he was being perfectly honest... her answer kinda stung. Just a little.

That laughter was also what really did him in. Han mistook it for her making fun of him, and that definitely wounded his pride.]

Okay, I got it. Sorry. There's no need to make a guy feel lower than a swamp slug here.