Considering eudio Re-voicetesting this loser.

[corelliansmuggler]

Hold on. You want to do... what, now? Send me where?

[This is what happens when a young Han gets pulled out of early retirement. The mundane hasn't done much with him lately, but it would seem that's about to change.]

Oh no, I don't think so. Listen here, lady - I'm perfectly fine hanging around the boring recesses of your little mind here. It gives Chewie and me more time to work on the Falcon, and not go on some crazy, hair-brained scheme of yours.

So whatever you're thinking about doing, just leave me out of it.

[The poor, stubborn man just doesn't get it yet.]

Comments

/SHRIEKS

[sensitively]

- No! [ she shouts, a little forcefully at first out of sheer surprise. then: ] - No! [ a little more sheepish, embarrassed as blood blossoms in her cheeks at the thought. ]

...No! No. [ because he's in his sixties in her time, and Leia's estranged husband and kylo ren's father.

and then a single last reply, amused, chortling as she says it. because he is rather handsome at this age she'll have to admit, with that swagger and Solo smirk. ] ...No.

this is adorable ngl

[corelliansmuggler]

[The shout catches him off guard. Han actually jumps a little. It wouldn't have been the first time he'd upset a woman, and it certainly wouldn't be the last time either, but it was still surprising.

And it didn't stop there. His confusion didn't get much clearer every time she made a point of emphasizing her 'no.' If he was being perfectly honest... her answer kinda stung. Just a little.

That laughter was also what really did him in. Han mistook it for her making fun of him, and that definitely wounded his pride.]

Okay, I got it. Sorry. There's no need to make a guy feel lower than a swamp slug here.