Considering eudio Re-voicetesting this loser.

[corelliansmuggler]

Hold on. You want to do... what, now? Send me where?

[This is what happens when a young Han gets pulled out of early retirement. The mundane hasn't done much with him lately, but it would seem that's about to change.]

Oh no, I don't think so. Listen here, lady - I'm perfectly fine hanging around the boring recesses of your little mind here. It gives Chewie and me more time to work on the Falcon, and not go on some crazy, hair-brained scheme of yours.

So whatever you're thinking about doing, just leave me out of it.

[The poor, stubborn man just doesn't get it yet.]

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omg yes. i would totally be one of his students staring and drooling in the front row.

[corelliansmuggler]

['Selfless' wasn't a word Han thought described him, not since he'd always thought about what was best for himself and no one else. But then Leia and Luke had come into his life, changing everything, and though he wasn't a completely different person... something had definitely shifted.

But right now, he's not exactly thinking like that selfless person she's sure he is.]

Six inches, huh?

You know, I'm sure it was something I could get used to - if I had absolutely had to, I mean.

[Well hey, he was still a guy and Leia... well, she was hotter than a day when the sun was highest on Tatooine.]

same omfg /hi5

[notimeforsorrow]

[She was pretty sure Han would have an apoplectic fit if he saw her in that outfit and how Jabba had chained her like some sort of pet (of course, that was the point), but that definitely was not happening again - not if she could help it. After all, look what she did to Jabba.]

There are better options.

[She scoffed.]

I'd be happy to point them out.

[And, just to troll him, she'd probably show him the clothes that covered everything but her eyes.]

Re: same omfg /hi5

[corelliansmuggler]

[Oh Han was definitely all talk. If he'd known the thing Jabba made her wear and everything it DIDN'T cover, he would have thrown a hissy fit - maybe even something reminiscent of a certain future son, just sayin'.]

Is that so.

[Sorry, he's not picking up her meaning yet. Please don't bring out the robes you wore in that first movie no the prequels do not count here sorry]

You might have to show me these options, so I can make an informed decision. Maybe in the privacy of the Falcon later? I'll make sure Chewie goes about his business elsewhere.

[Because nothing would ruin a personal show of Leia parading the newest bedroom fashions than a wookie becoming an unintentional audience member.]

[notimeforsorrow]

[And everyone had thought that Kylo Ren's tantrums came from his grandfather's side. Who would've known that his father could get equally pouty and petulant?]

[Okay, that just made her legitimately laugh because how Han would go about telling Chewbacca to . . . not look their way for a while was sure to be hilarious.]

I'll have to hear that. Call me when you tell him.

I'd better get planning, then. I can't present all the options for an informed decision without careful consideration.