Considering eudio Re-voicetesting this loser.

[corelliansmuggler]

Hold on. You want to do... what, now? Send me where?

[This is what happens when a young Han gets pulled out of early retirement. The mundane hasn't done much with him lately, but it would seem that's about to change.]

Oh no, I don't think so. Listen here, lady - I'm perfectly fine hanging around the boring recesses of your little mind here. It gives Chewie and me more time to work on the Falcon, and not go on some crazy, hair-brained scheme of yours.

So whatever you're thinking about doing, just leave me out of it.

[The poor, stubborn man just doesn't get it yet.]

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Re: same omfg /hi5

[corelliansmuggler]

[Oh Han was definitely all talk. If he'd known the thing Jabba made her wear and everything it DIDN'T cover, he would have thrown a hissy fit - maybe even something reminiscent of a certain future son, just sayin'.]

Is that so.

[Sorry, he's not picking up her meaning yet. Please don't bring out the robes you wore in that first movie no the prequels do not count here sorry]

You might have to show me these options, so I can make an informed decision. Maybe in the privacy of the Falcon later? I'll make sure Chewie goes about his business elsewhere.

[Because nothing would ruin a personal show of Leia parading the newest bedroom fashions than a wookie becoming an unintentional audience member.]

[notimeforsorrow]

[And everyone had thought that Kylo Ren's tantrums came from his grandfather's side. Who would've known that his father could get equally pouty and petulant?]

[Okay, that just made her legitimately laugh because how Han would go about telling Chewbacca to . . . not look their way for a while was sure to be hilarious.]

I'll have to hear that. Call me when you tell him.

I'd better get planning, then. I can't present all the options for an informed decision without careful consideration.