Considering eudio Re-voicetesting this loser.

[corelliansmuggler]

Hold on. You want to do... what, now? Send me where?

[This is what happens when a young Han gets pulled out of early retirement. The mundane hasn't done much with him lately, but it would seem that's about to change.]

Oh no, I don't think so. Listen here, lady - I'm perfectly fine hanging around the boring recesses of your little mind here. It gives Chewie and me more time to work on the Falcon, and not go on some crazy, hair-brained scheme of yours.

So whatever you're thinking about doing, just leave me out of it.

[The poor, stubborn man just doesn't get it yet.]

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I hope an AU Kylo Ren is alright? The profile explains it.

[greyorder]

You can't talk sense into these people, believe me. I've tried, Leia has tried, Luke has whimpered - tried, I meant tried. No one has gotten much more than a brief pause from the muns at best and at worst you'll make it harder on yourself. [He might be speaking from experience on that last one.]

Definitely ok! Sorry for the lateness.

[corelliansmuggler]

[Han raised his brow at the Luke whimpering part, but a crooked, amused grin lit up his features.]

Unlike Luke and Leia, I've got a knack for talking myself out of sticky situations. Don't worry, kid - soon as I'm done here, my mun be wondering why she ever thought bringing me out was a good idea in the first place.

[Kid. No matter that Han can't be more than a few years older than this guy.]

It's fine. <3

[greyorder]

The way Leia tells you you're actually pretty horrible at talking yourself out of things. [He tries his best not to snort or smirk, but it's a near thing.]

[corelliansmuggler]

... Leia said that?

[He might be a little offended now.] Guess you caught the princess on a bad day. She gets pretty upset over the little things sometimes, you know.

[greyorder]

Oh, I'm well aware she gets upset over things regarding you. She hasn't actually been upset with myself or Luke that I've witnessed. You're special to her.