Han Solo (
corelliansmuggler) wrote in
dear_mun2016-02-10 10:09 am
Considering
eudio Re-voicetesting this loser.
Hold on. You want to do... what, now? Send me where?
[This is what happens when a young Han gets pulled out of early retirement. The mundane hasn't done much with him lately, but it would seem that's about to change.]
Oh no, I don't think so. Listen here, lady - I'm perfectly fine hanging around the boring recesses of your little mind here. It gives Chewie and me more time to work on the Falcon, and not go on some crazy, hair-brained scheme of yours.
So whatever you're thinking about doing, just leave me out of it.
[The poor, stubborn man just doesn't get it yet.]
[This is what happens when a young Han gets pulled out of early retirement. The mundane hasn't done much with him lately, but it would seem that's about to change.]
Oh no, I don't think so. Listen here, lady - I'm perfectly fine hanging around the boring recesses of your little mind here. It gives Chewie and me more time to work on the Falcon, and not go on some crazy, hair-brained scheme of yours.
So whatever you're thinking about doing, just leave me out of it.
[The poor, stubborn man just doesn't get it yet.]

no worries at all! <3
[On the other hand, Leia had also had her share of suitors on Alderaan, but she never had time for any of them. She was too busy finding her footing in the Alderaanian court and eventually in the Rebellion. When Han and Luke came along, she suddenly found herself part of a bizarre love triangle - which thankfully resolved itself because Luke turned out to be her twin.]
[Either way, the point of the matter was that she needed both of them alongside her - her brother and her husband.]
[She was going to have to talk about this when they discussed feelings, huh? She couldn't wait.]
You had white hair. But the same jacket.
[It was a new one, actually, but she couldn't help herself. When wasn't she poking fun at Han?]
Same smile, same cocky air.
Same damn charm.
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Still, it was a little annoying. But honestly, the young Jedi knight had become like one of his closest friends. He might not have admitted it easily, but he trusted him, and he'd keep an eye out for him even if Luke didn't really need it.
Right now, though, he's honestly not sure he's enjoying this whole Leia meeting his older self thing. The almost-pout that crosses his lips at her words says as much.]
White hair? Same jacket? Come on, Leia - that doesn't sound like me.
[At least he's still got a pretty full head of hair? Nothing like hers, of course, but it's a start to making him feel a little better about aging.
But she softens the blow when she gives him the obvious pros. That smug grin returns, and he steps closer.]
Well, I guess it sounds like not much has changed. I'll bet I'm still the best damn pilot you've ever seen.
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[She was glad, though, that he was there when she needed him most. As much as he wanted to give up on the Rebellion, he always came back.]
Are you saying you're the type to color your hair? [She gave him a look of amusement.] I suppose that sort of thing would appeal to your vanity.
Certainly the most reckless. I don't think anyone can top that. [Leia laughed, her foul mood momentarily forgotten as she easily took both his hands and pulled him close affectionately.]
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Until then... yeah, he had it bad for the princess.
Somewhere, Chewbacca is snuffling laughter mixed in with an "I told you so" right in his direction.
Yeah, yeah - laugh it up, fuzzball.]
Color my hair? [He snorted.] I don't know who this guy was, but clearly he's not me. The day my hair goes grey is the day I die.
[So a little vain, maybe. But her laughter had his offended look and his pout fading away, that old Han Solo grin twitching one corner of his lips upwards. He let her take his hands and pull him in easily, always a sucker for her charms.]
Yeah, well you like me because I'm reckless. There wasn't enough excitement in your life until I showed up. [He put his hands on her hips, pulling her closer still, his grin decidedly satisfied and smug.] Don't worry sweetheart - your secret's safe with me.
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Stop your whining. You still looked good.
[Was that what he wanted to hear? Leia's smirk grew wider.]
[If he was a sucker for her charms, well, she'd been reeled in.]
[Was it a secret? She almost told him that everyone knew because she married him, but decided against spoiling the surprise if he had yet to know. After all, what was life with Han without a few more surprises?]
And your secret's safe with me - that you're actually a good guy, even if a scoundrel - and madly in love with a Princess, of all people. [She laughed.]
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His expression was a cross between offended and smug, but mostly the latter because Leia still thought he had it, all those years into the future.
And then she was explaining how his secret was safe with her, then laughing like that... and of course his expression softened and he smiled, too. ]
Then I won't spread rumors about you actually being in love with a scoundrel. [He shot back smugly, though it was mostly just for show.]
Still, there are worse guys you could've ended up with. [And he hoped she never regretted ending up with him. Though for all he knew, they didn't last. This place was tempting in that it held secrets to his future, but right now, all that mattered was the beautiful young woman in his arms, smiling up at him like he was actually something special to her. It was more than enough for the smuggler who for so much of his life had just been struggling to scrape by.]
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[Leia gave him a deadpan smirk. Somehow she could only imagine the fallout if he'd been boasting to people that he'd reeled her in with his scruffy charms. Luke, for one, would've been the first to intercede - and not because he was in love with her.
That was a different movie.]Oh, trust me, I know. Every minute I spent with Jabba the Hutt was one too many.
[She made a face of disgust.]
Did you even get a chance to see what he made me wear? It was like armor, but the most useless armor anyone could ever have.
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Now why would I want to go ruining my reputation? I'm still considered a highly respectable smuggler in most circles, you know. Last thing I want is for people to think I've gone soft.
[Except that he clearly has, in a mannerer of speaking. It's obvious he's got it bad for the princess, and there's not a thing he or anyone can do about it.
Still, Han makes a similarly disgusted face when she mentions Jabba. It quickly turns to a rather peeved off look, as he crosses his arms over his chest again.]
What I wouldn't have done to get my hands around that slimy slug's bulging neck... [But he frowns when she asks that question.]
No. Why, what did he make you wear?
[Oh Han, if you only knew.]
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Thanks for being offended on my behalf, but I took care of it.
[By strangling him. She made a face just thinking about it - and his drool, and the stupid outfit.]
His slaves aren't exactly the most modestly dressed women in the galaxy.
[She was pretty sure Boba Fett and everyone else got a great view of her ass.]
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Hey, you think I like the thought of that slug getting his grimy paws or his slimy.. tongue on you? [He grumbled, cringing outright.] That offends me just as much as it does you, Princess - probably even more.
[His expression was probably pretty funny when she admitted to not being dressed all that modestly. You could all but see the wheels turning in his mind. Couldn't blame a guy for wondering. But he got a hold of himself.]
Huh.
Good thing I couldn't see then. I probably would've blown the whole thing by shooting Jabba right between the eyes. You know I could do it.
[Let's not talk about Boba Fett or any other lowlifes getting a view of her assets, thank you very much. Han was huffy enough as it was.]
HIS FACE HAHAHA
[She had thrown the damn thing away because it was stupid and barely counted as underwear. Plus it had Jabba's drool on it.
However, if Han asked nicely, with a lot of begging, she might be persuaded to find something just as interesting, but certainly more comfortable.][Her smile grew at his boasting. She knew it was true, though, so she didn't take a jab at him for it.]
Our escape was exciting enough.
[She leaned in, her gaze teasing.]
You're kind of cute when you're jealous.
he makes the best faces :D
[Han wouldn't have wanted to see her wearing that bikini anyway, not after what she'd had to through in it the last time. Also yeah, all that drool and slime probably completely ruined it.
But he could definitely ask nicely for her sometime. He's definitely not above begging in private, just for her.]I guess it was. Couldn't see most of it. Sure was a complicated plan, though. Still, I'm not sure Lando would agree with you on the exciting part. [After all, his friend nearly became lunch for the Sarlaac.
His brow rose when she leaned in like that.]
Jealous? Of that thing? I don't think you know what you're talking about, Leia.
[But it gave him the chance to pull her in again, his smile definitely smug.] Hey, I'm always cute.
harrison ford is just the cutest
[While Leia was normally the strategist, Luke was more knowledgeable on the Hutts and their behavior, having grown up on the planet. He was aware that it would've been better to draw Jabba out rather than to attack him in his own domain, which was why the plan was a success.]
Oh, I think I do know.
[Her eyes sparkled with mischief.]
ugh he was like one of my first celeb crushes tbh. i had a cardboard cut-out and everything haha.
Oh you do, do you?
[Just one look into those eyes of her and Han knew he was in trouble. But right now, he honestly didn't care.]
I'm not sure you know me as well as you think you do, sweetheart.
tbh I saw him in Indiana Jones first and I sure had a thing for the hot archeology prof
Alright, so, if I told you that I had to traipse around in a stupid outfit that probably covered about a grand total of six inches of my body, it wouldn't be an issue to you?
[Sure, Han, lie through your teeth.]
omg yes. i would totally be one of his students staring and drooling in the front row.
But right now, he's not exactly thinking like that selfless person she's sure he is.]
Six inches, huh?
You know, I'm sure it was something I could get used to - if I had absolutely had to, I mean.
[Well hey, he was still a guy and Leia... well, she was hotter than a day when the sun was highest on Tatooine.]
same omfg /hi5
There are better options.
[She scoffed.]
I'd be happy to point them out.
[And, just to troll him, she'd probably show him the clothes that covered everything but her eyes.]
Re: same omfg /hi5
Is that so.
[Sorry, he's not picking up her meaning yet. Please don't bring out the robes you wore in that first movie
no the prequels do not count here sorry]You might have to show me these options, so I can make an informed decision. Maybe in the privacy of the Falcon later? I'll make sure Chewie goes about his business elsewhere.
[Because nothing would ruin a personal show of Leia parading the newest bedroom fashions than a wookie becoming an unintentional audience member.]
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[Okay, that just made her legitimately laugh because how Han would go about telling Chewbacca to . . . not look their way for a while was sure to be hilarious.]
I'll have to hear that. Call me when you tell him.
I'd better get planning, then. I can't present all the options for an informed decision without careful consideration.