dear_mun | Considering eudio Re-voicetesting this loser.

Considering eudio Re-voicetesting this loser.

Hold on. You want to do... what, now? Send me where?

[This is what happens when a young Han gets pulled out of early retirement. The mundane hasn't done much with him lately, but it would seem that's about to change.]

Oh no, I don't think so. Listen here, lady - I'm perfectly fine hanging around the boring recesses of your little mind here. It gives Chewie and me more time to work on the Falcon, and not go on some crazy, hair-brained scheme of yours.

So whatever you're thinking about doing, just leave me out of it.

[The poor, stubborn man just doesn't get it yet.]

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No! [Ahem. Han straightens his vest a little, even though it's perfect thank you very much, almost as if regaining what little composure he had left. Not that he's really offended or anything, mind.]

Now why would I want to go ruining my reputation? I'm still considered a highly respectable smuggler in most circles, you know. Last thing I want is for people to think I've gone soft.

[Except that he clearly has, in a mannerer of speaking. It's obvious he's got it bad for the princess, and there's not a thing he or anyone can do about it.

Still, Han makes a similarly disgusted face when she mentions Jabba. It quickly turns to a rather peeved off look, as he crosses his arms over his chest again.]

What I wouldn't have done to get my hands around that slimy slug's bulging neck... [But he frowns when she asks that question.]

No. Why, what did he make you wear?

[Oh Han, if you only knew.]

[Honestly, if he'd ever told anyone he was with Princess Leia, the last thing people would think is that he'd gone soft. She probably had a reputation as a serious ballbuster.]

Thanks for being offended on my behalf, but I took care of it.

[By strangling him. She made a face just thinking about it - and his drool, and the stupid outfit.]

His slaves aren't exactly the most modestly dressed women in the galaxy.

[She was pretty sure Boba Fett and everyone else got a great view of her ass.]

[Okay so that was probable true, but he's still deny it. If someone was gonna be wearing the pants in this relationship, he definitely would be fighting her for them on more than one occasion. (But probably give in more often than not.)]

Hey, you think I like the thought of that slug getting his grimy paws or his slimy.. tongue on you? [He grumbled, cringing outright.] That offends me just as much as it does you, Princess - probably even more.

[His expression was probably pretty funny when she admitted to not being dressed all that modestly. You could all but see the wheels turning in his mind. Couldn't blame a guy for wondering. But he got a hold of himself.]

Huh.

Good thing I couldn't see then. I probably would've blown the whole thing by shooting Jabba right between the eyes. You know I could do it.

[Let's not talk about Boba Fett or any other lowlifes getting a view of her assets, thank you very much. Han was huffy enough as it was.]

I was very offended, I'll have you know. [Her smirk was playful.] But you know, I also took offense to the idea that he had you as a hallway decoration.

[She had thrown the damn thing away because it was stupid and barely counted as underwear. Plus it had Jabba's drool on it. ~~However, if Han asked nicely, with a lot of begging, she might be persuaded to find something just as interesting, but certainly more comfortable.~~]

[Her smile grew at his boasting. She knew it was true, though, so she didn't take a jab at him for it.]

Our escape was exciting enough.

[She leaned in, her gaze teasing.]

You're kind of cute when you're jealous.

[He snorted, quietly dry.] Yeah. Let's not ever do that again, huh?

[Han wouldn't have wanted to see her wearing that bikini anyway, not after what she'd had to through in it the last time. Also yeah, all that drool and slime probably completely ruined it. ~~But he could definitely ask nicely for her sometime. He's definitely not above begging in private, just for her.~~]

I guess it was. Couldn't see most of it. Sure was a complicated plan, though. Still, I'm not sure Lando would agree with you on the exciting part. [After all, his friend nearly became lunch for the Sarlaac.

His brow rose when she leaned in like that.]

Jealous? Of that thing? I don't think you know what you're talking about, Leia.

[But it gave him the chance to pull her in again, his smile definitely smug.] Hey, I'm always cute.

Luke came up with it. It was one hell of a ride from start to finish.

[While Leia was normally the strategist, Luke was more knowledgeable on the Hutts and their behavior, having grown up on the planet. He was aware that it would've been better to draw Jabba out rather than to attack him in his own domain, which was why the plan was a success.]

Oh, I think I do know.

[Her eyes sparkled with mischief.]

[Han might have protested and made a fuss sometimes, but he trusted Luke with his life. Her twin brother was one of the few people in the galaxy he cared about, besides her and Chewie, of course. (Also Lando, if we're being honest here, but that guy could take care of himself.) It had made things all the more difficult and heartbreaking back when he thought the two of them were in love. Course, that was before anyone bothered to tell him they were actually RELATED.]

Oh you do, do you?

[Just one look into those eyes of her and Han knew he was in trouble. But right now, he honestly didn't care.]

I'm not sure you know me as well as you think you do, sweetheart.

[At the time, Leia believed he'd been really good at sacrificing his own feelings - he never acted out selfishly against Luke and even decided that he'd stand aside for the two of them to be together. She'd never really told him how selfless that was of him.]

Alright, so, if I told you that I had to traipse around in a stupid outfit that probably covered about a grand total of six inches of my body, it wouldn't be an issue to you?

[Sure, Han, lie through your teeth.]

['Selfless' wasn't a word Han thought described him, not since he'd always thought about what was best for himself and no one else. But then Leia and Luke had come into his life, changing everything, and though he wasn't a completely different person... something had definitely shifted.

But right now, he's not exactly thinking like that selfless person she's sure he is.]

Six inches, huh?

You know, I'm sure it was something I could get used to - if I had absolutely had to, I mean.

[Well hey, he was still a guy and Leia... well, she was hotter than a day when the sun was highest on Tatooine.]

[She was pretty sure Han would have an apoplectic fit if he saw her in that outfit and how Jabba had chained her like some sort of pet (of course, that was the point), but that definitely was not happening again - not if she could help it. After all, look what she did to Jabba.]

There are better options.

[She scoffed.]

I'd be happy to point them out.

[And, just to troll him, she'd probably show him the clothes that covered everything but her eyes.]

[Oh Han was definitely all talk. If he'd known the thing Jabba made her wear and everything it DIDN'T cover, he would have thrown a hissy fit - maybe even something reminiscent of a certain future son, just sayin'.]

Is that so.

[Sorry, he's not picking up her meaning yet. Please don't bring out the robes you wore in that first movie ~~no the prequels do not count here sorry~~]

You might have to show me these options, so I can make an informed decision. Maybe in the privacy of the Falcon later? I'll make sure Chewie goes about his business elsewhere.

[Because nothing would ruin a personal show of Leia parading the newest bedroom fashions than a wookie becoming an unintentional audience member.]

[And everyone had thought that Kylo Ren's tantrums came from his grandfather's side. Who would've known that his father could get equally pouty and petulant?]

[Okay, that just made her legitimately laugh because how Han would go about telling Chewbacca to . . . not look their way for a while was sure to be hilarious.]

I'll have to hear that. Call me when you tell him.

I'd better get planning, then. I can't present all the options for an informed decision without careful consideration.

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Considering eudio Re-voicetesting this loser.

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HIS FACE HAHAHA

he makes the best faces :D

harrison ford is just the cutest

ugh he was like one of my first celeb crushes tbh. i had a cardboard cut-out and everything haha.

tbh I saw him in Indiana Jones first and I sure had a thing for the hot archeology prof

omg yes. i would totally be one of his students staring and drooling in the front row.

same omfg /hi5

Re: same omfg /hi5

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