Considering eudio Re-voicetesting this loser.

[corelliansmuggler]

Hold on. You want to do... what, now? Send me where?

[This is what happens when a young Han gets pulled out of early retirement. The mundane hasn't done much with him lately, but it would seem that's about to change.]

Oh no, I don't think so. Listen here, lady - I'm perfectly fine hanging around the boring recesses of your little mind here. It gives Chewie and me more time to work on the Falcon, and not go on some crazy, hair-brained scheme of yours.

So whatever you're thinking about doing, just leave me out of it.

[The poor, stubborn man just doesn't get it yet.]

Comments

[democratically]

From experience, it would seem that the more hair-brained the scheme, the more delighted they are.

[corelliansmuggler]

Yeah. [He shakes his head.] Women.

Uh, no offense. [Han doesn't know who she is, either, though there is something kinda familiar about her her. He immediately feels a little bad about the jab at his mundane.]

So yours too then, huh?

[democratically]

None taken. [Although there might well be a hint of amusement on her face. It does remind her of people and their stance on politicians.] Mine is quite apt at doing that, although she also does take her time in contemplating these matters.

Only to end up doing it regardless.

[corelliansmuggler]

[Oh, he feels similarly about politicians too, so don't get him started. Probably stems from the fact he's pretty fond of one stubborn politician in particular.]

That sounds about right.

I don't like the odds here. And I'm not the kind of guy who likes hearing about odds, period.

[democratically]

[Like mother like daughter, and father, when it comes to stubbornness.]

Sometimes it's not about the hand that you rolled, but about what you will do with it.

[corelliansmuggler]

Huh. [He smirks a little, though his expression softens.]

You know, you remind me of this kid I know. He's pretty wise beyond his young years, too.

[democratically]

He sounds like someone I would like to meet.

[corelliansmuggler]

Pretty sure that could be arranged. Luke must be around here somewhere.

[democratically]

... Luke?

[corelliansmuggler]

Yeah. Right, sorry - Luke Skywalker.

Apparently he's some kind of hero now, I don't know. [But Han's grinning, more than just a little proud of his young friend.]

[democratically]

[See the colour draining from her face?]

Luke... Skywalker? Son of Anakin Skywalker?

[Would there be another though...]