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dear_mun2014-04-08 12:42 am
goldenglasses) wrote in dear_mun2014-04-08 12:42 am
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On current spider problem at household
Mun-lady, I know I kinda have this thing about saving both the spiders and the butterflies, but that doesn't mean I can take care of your spider problem. The biggest being that I'm in your head and the second being that even though that Huntsman spider isn't poisonous it sure is big. What if I miss and it ends up running up the sleeve of my coat?!
You've named it Garret? Why am I not surprised you're being nicer to this spider than you are to me? No, I'm not jealous of a spider!
Also, you really should stop taking pictures of it and sending them to your mom while neglecting to tell her that non-poisonous part. You'll make her worry and- and- ACK! It's in my hair! GET IT OUT! GET IT OUT!
You've named it Garret? Why am I not surprised you're being nicer to this spider than you are to me? No, I'm not jealous of a spider!
Also, you really should stop taking pictures of it and sending them to your mom while neglecting to tell her that non-poisonous part. You'll make her worry and- and- ACK! It's in my hair! GET IT OUT! GET IT OUT!