Mun trying to get back into groove after a long hiatus

[goldenglasses]

You want me to inspire you? Yeah, well mun-lady I'm afraid that just isn't happening. Why should I want to inspire you after all the crazy things you put me through? No, no. I'm happy just living a quiet life without you at the moment. You know! Bonding time with little Noah! Don't need you walking in and ruining that now do I?

Unless you're fixing that little problem with the donuts. I'll inspire you for that! As long as it doesn't involve any needles or the creepy scientists at all.

What? You're not even going to threaten me? Wow, you really must be off your game right now.

[He lets out a long sigh.] But knowing my luck it's going to be ten times worse when you do end up getting inspired, huh?

Also, some of that fan art you're finding is a bit, well... scary. People do know Knives and I are brothers, right?!

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[therosensaint]

Knives? Who's Knives?

[goldenglasses]

My brother. I don't really like to talk about him.

[therosensaint]

Oh, I see. Hm. Black sheep of the family? [She's just going to assume that.]

[goldenglasses]

You could say that.

[therosensaint]

[She pats] He may be the black sheep of the family. But he's your black sheep.

[goldenglasses]

You want him? I'll sell him to you cheap!

[therosensaint]

That's not what I meant, Vash!

[goldenglasses]

It was worth a shot.

[smokepraylove]

At least you'll have somebody to blame this time when your life goes spiraling out of control.

[goldenglasses]

Oooooor I could just blame it all on you.

[smokepraylove]

You sure you want to pull me into this story? When your player is looking at fan art?

[goldenglasses]

Well, luckily I have the type of mun that only sees us as, how did she put it? Guy love? Yeah. That was it.

[smokepraylove]

Color me relieved! His jealousy isn't something I want to be confronted with...

[goldenglasses]

Don't worry Wolfwood, I have no interest in guys. You wouldn't be my type anyway. Too rough and shaggy. [And you know... a guy.]

[smokepraylove]

Plenty of girls go for that type!

I'll just think of your bad taste as me dodging another bullet. [Vash lacking the necessary orientation probably wouldn't stop Knives from going yandere on him if he had his sights set on such thought Nick was what was in the way. And he really doesn't want to think about Knives's sexual fantasies.]

[goldenglasses]

Hey! I have great taste - in women is all! [Vash wants no part or thought in it either.

[smokepraylove]

That's right, it was luck you were more lacking in, wasn't it?

[goldenglasses]

Yeah, it's a little hard to get any small talk done when there's always someone shouting: Ahhh! It's Vash the Stampede at you at the same time. I've learned women don't really find a shootout a very fun first date.

[smokepraylove]

Women really appreciate mood and atmosphere. Blazing bullets might be more fourth date material.

What about the Insurance Girls? They don't seem too put off by all that. Day in the life of, and all.

[goldenglasses]

Eh, they're the Insurance Girls. They're in a category all on their own. They're way too plain to me. [Well, except when Meryl smiles and her cute laugh. Oh! And the way her hair moves.]

[redhairedknight]

Some people have strange ideas of who should be in a relationship, I suppose. I've seen art pairing me with myself from another universe - at this point, nothing would surprise me. [Are you sure about that, Erza?]

[goldenglasses]

That... is... weird.