Muse is tired of Mun's Violent thoughts

[goldenglasses]

You know, thinking about killing someone isn't going to get your work done any faster. No, coming here and talking to me isn't going to help either. Wha-

NO! YOU CAN NOT MURDER YOU BOSS AND PUT THE BLAME ON ME! ...no, I won't stand near him until someone wants to shoot me either. No, you cannot push him out the window. Mun, your office doesn't even have windows. Where are you going to find poison at this time of night to put in his drink anyway? I think a bomb would be a bit extreme... and messy.

Huh? A whole box of donuts just for me?! All I have to do is let you see my gun for a minute?!

Waiiiiiit a second. Oh, that's low. Can't I have the donuts anyway?

For the last time NO! I will not help you kill your boss! Why are you even thinking of me!? Go talk to that weird dragon-thing girl in your head. LEAVE ME ALONE!

Man, I mean really. Can't we all just get along? Just remember you have that comic convention thing. Two whole extra days of work will help you maybe buy something there instead of just staring! Huh!? What do you say!?

...no. Not even for two boxes. [Sigh.]

Comments

[littlepinksuitcase]

Vash, your mun seems a little...overexcited.

[goldenglasses]

Over tired may be it. This is her fifth day in a row working over ten hours a day and she has at least two more to go as she just found out only moments ago.

Hey! Maybe you could give her some advice! I bet you'd have great overworked advice!

[littlepinksuitcase]

Well, yes, I suppose I do, but I really don't think my tactics would work. I'm sure our jobs are very different!

Unless she's spending all her time chasing down an overly destructive broomhead, that is.

[goldenglasses]

Hahahahaha... she says kinda.

[Vash is her muse after all. And her boss is kinda a dunderhead, so it might as well be a broom.]

[littlepinksuitcase]

Then she has my complete sympathy!

[But you have a bit of it too. Not that she wants to admit that.]

[goldenglasses]

Maybe she needs to learn to like coffee. Isn't that how you get through much of the day?

[He would like her to admit it!]

[littlepinksuitcase]

Coffee and extreme self-control.

[Keep waiting, blondie.]

[therosensaint]

You being a murderer is a strange thought. You're too nice to do that!

[goldenglasses]

Yeah. Well, I guess that's good to know. [Like that one time I murdered a guy.]

You've dyed your hair I see.

[therosensaint]

Well yeah. [It's been too long since she talked to Vash]

Thanks. My mun decided to go back to my original hair color.

[goldenglasses]

Oh, I don't think I knew you with this color hair before.

[therosensaint]

No you didn't. I had blonde before I ever came here. [Smiles]

[goldenglasses]

Oh, alright! At least the name doesn't change or I wouldn't have recognized you!

[derringers]

I leave for a few months and your player is trying to frame you for murder. Really, can't you keep out of trouble? You've got a nephew to set an example for, now, don't you? Or was it a girl? Either way.

[goldenglasses]

You were right. It's a boy. His name's Noah. Did you know they made me the Godfather? Heh, a bit hard to believe. I'm sure Milly can't wait to show and tell you all about him.

[YEAH! 'Cause it's just Milly! It's not like he misses you like crazy or anything!





:(]

[derringers]

I'm not really surprised. I don't think I could see either of them naming anyone else godfather. You're Wolfwood's best friend, after all.

Ah, r-right. I can't wait to hear how she's handling motherhood.

[goldenglasses]

Well, I mean, Milly has a lot of brothers back home I'm sure could fill the roll much better than I could.

And she's an amazing mother. I think you'd be proud by how much she's grown in these past few months.

[derringers]

Her family's so big, I have no idea how she could choose from all of them, if she had to... but, I think they'd still choose you.

I know I would be. Milly impresses me all the time.

[goldenglasses]

You think so? I dunno, I think one of her brothers would do a better job.

[hohenheim]

Killing solves nothing, it only brings more death. You would do well to keep reminding them of that no matter how persistent they might be.

[goldenglasses]

Oh trust me, I am. At least, the best that I can. She's being VERY persistent about this.

[hohenheim]

Quite a fiasco you find yourself within, young man.

It sounds as if she's in dire need of a good distraction from the trials and tribulations of work.

[goldenglasses]

Yeah, even I admit she could too. More so if it gets her mind off of darker thoughts.

Any suggestions?

[hohenheim]

Let's see if I can help.

As of lately, my own mun has grown a tad restless because of the aggravation she deals with at her job. Instead of wishing her bosses continuous bodily harm, which she does from time-to-time, she has resorted to soothing her nerves by listening to orchestra music.

While I shall confess that she seems a tad obsessed with some fellow named "Chopin", I do believe she calms down well enough thanks to his music.

...That and the fact that my mun seems fond of killing dragons in some odd world called "Skyrim".

[goldenglasses]

Actually she's allowed to listen to music at work and has her favorite radio station that plays. I think she would have snapped if she didn't at least get that.

Hm, I need to help her try to find some time to play some games like that again. It's just hard when she sometimes has to work fifteen hours with an hour long commute. Maybe she should start bringing her DS thing instead of a book with her on the train.

Then again, she leaves me alone when she's reading. I like it when she reads.