dusting off an old muse...and considering cityofariel

[returntoeven]

There's nothing to 'discuss', you trash.

I paid my dues, and however enamored you are with the idea of sending me to a city of whores, I promise you, you'll regret every moment of it.

Drag someone else there to rut in the dirt. I will not.

Comments

[suaveandspectral]

I admit to being baffled as to why you'd find horror in the idea of a city of whores. Unless they're dropping you there without your wallet.

[returntoeven]

I have no interest in rutting with humanity.

[suaveandspectral]

I'm sure you can find something suitably exotic to fill your needs. It is the century of the internet, after all.

[returntoeven]

I'm not interested in any of it.

[suaveandspectral]

Oh. Well, I could see that being a problem.

[asexuality what is that we didn't have any of that nonsense in my day] I don't suppose you can transfer your ticket to a more willing soul?

[returntoeven]

[ He was too busy eradicating humanity, okay. He has Priorities. ]

She has someone there already. And another prospect.

[ His mun just likes pissing him off, he is convinced of it. ]

My presence there is entirely unnecessary.

[suaveandspectral]

[Oh, we've all been there.]

Shame, that you are afflicted with a surplus when there are so many that go wanting.

[returntoeven]

I'm sure she'll forget once the fit of nostalgia is over.

Their attentions spans are pathetic.

[suaveandspectral]

When she does, direct her my way. I'm sure we could work something out.

[returntoeven]

I'll see what I can do.

[ He would love to be rid of his mun, really. No love lost at all. ]

[plantpacifist]

Problems, brother?

[returntoeven]

[ Oh. You. ]

The fact that I'm here at all.

Did you miss me?

[ He sounds so pleased at the prospect. ]

[plantpacifist]

[ Don't lie Knives you know you missed him. ]

Would you rather I leave?

It could be worse.

[returntoeven]

[ Nope, nope, there has been no missing here. Just a smidge. Maybe.

That comment earns a look. ]

Sending me to a world where I'd be stripped of my power and forced to have sex to earn it back?

[ He's pretty sure it can't get any worse than that. :| ]

[plantpacifist]

Use your imagination. There's always a silver lining!

[ The silver lining here is that there's only so much murder and mayhem Knives can commit without his powers... though Vash doubts his brother will see it that way. ]

[returntoeven]

[ Vash, you are a moron.

And he is going to backhand you for every suggesting that.

So there. ]

[plantpacifist]

Yeouch!

But seriously, she's not really gonna send you there, is she? All kidding aside, it's kind of a terrible idea.

[returntoeven]

Obviously.

She's waffling. At this point, she's more likely to send someone else than me.

[plantpacifist]

Well, there's your bright side.

[returntoeven]

Hmph.

[ Clearly, the 'bright side' is not something he cares to look for. ]

What have you been doing?

[plantpacifist]

Not much, honestly.

Herself took a break last year, and the break just kept going. So mostly I've been sitting around collecting dust.

It's nice to get out in the fresh air.

[painted_seals]

What kind of whores?

[returntoeven]

The kind that have sex.

[ Duh. ]

[painted_seals]

It seems, they have a low selection there then. [Because women who sold their bodies for money didn't just engage in sexual intercourse.]

[returntoeven]

I wouldn't know.

[ He isn't there and doesn't plan to GO there. Hence, he does not care. ]

[painted_seals]

But, I thought your mun planned to put you there? Only brainless morons wouldn't care to gather all the information they can.

[returntoeven]

My mundane is subject to fits of nostalgia.

The only real reason I'm here is because she's toying with the idea after reviewing my "canon".

I sincerely doubt she'll go through with it at all.

[painted_seals]

Is she that indecisive?

[A look.]

It must be hard being at the feet of her whims.

[returntoeven]

Impulsive, yes.

[ He would like to throttle his mundane, actually. Too bad he can't break through the fourth wall to do that. ]

There's a reason we haven't spoken in years.

[sniffsout]

...are they cheap?

[he's on a budget, okay]

[returntoeven]

Very.

[ Your budget matters not to him, but sex isn't hard to get there; or so he hears. ]

[fingerbang]

[ knivesinasexgame.mp3 ]

It's not exactly the return I expected.

[returntoeven]

[ LMSDFHASKJDFHAKJSDHFKJ ]

They become more ridiculous with each passing day.

[fingerbang]

Oh, I don't know about that. It almost implies an ability to be surprising -- one which they've never had. Even this is still predictable.

[ she tips her head to the side, studying his face with those vaguely analytical deadeyes which are clearly totally sexy. this is about as close to a "come on son stop playing into their hands" as she'll go, since it's, you know, the lord of the hissyfit she's talking to. ]

If your warning goes unheeded, just what are you going to do?