Mun not caught up yet, so canon up to end of S2

[allaboutthewin]

 You have got to be joking. I cannot believe you've decided that this is necessary. I have much more important things to deal with than you punting me off to some universe that I'm not privy to. 

For all I know, you'll put me somewhere where law is ignored, and I'll be completely out of a job. I'm the best closer in New York, it's what I do. 

[He's very done; pinching the bridge of his nose, letting out an exasperated sigh.]

Though, since you're as stubborn as I am, there is definitely no changing your mind. 

Comments

[fraud]

[ . . . hah. ]

I bet you can pick up juggling. You seem like a juggling type of guy.

[allaboutthewin]

Funny.

[fraud]

I know, I'm an exceptionally hilarious type of guy.

[allaboutthewin]

If that's what helps you sleep at night, Mike.

Also, do you have anything for me, or are you just going to make jokes?

[fraud]

[ a pause and -- ]

I'm probably just going to keep making jokes. Not that, you know, I wouldn't love to help you out but I'm a bit empty on... solutions? Yeah.

[allaboutthewin]

Well, I hope you realize if I get punted into some universe, you get to deal with my bitching.

[fraud]

And that's different from a normal day with you, how?

[allaboutthewin]

Because there's a good chance I won't be an attorney where I end up. And I don't have Donna.

Just be prepared.

[fraud]

One time I was stuck in space with just Donna for months. I handled it just fine.

[ no, he got drunk and cried a lot and grew a beard. it was pathetic. ]

[allaboutthewin]

Space with Donna? That sounds like a bad episode of Star Trek.

[fraud]

It was pretty bad. I actually offended Kirk at one point, that kind of sucked.

[allaboutthewin]

You mean you met Captain James Kirk and you offended him? Bad form, Mike. Bad form.

[fraud]

And Spock. And Solo.

[ . . . ]

It was really embarrassing.

[legaltoughguy]

It could be a lot worse. He says, speaking from experience.

[allaboutthewin]

Care to elaborate on that?

[legaltoughguy]

At one point, I got shipped to London and re-enlisted in the military.

[allaboutthewin]

As sexy as the thought of you in uniform is, let's never have that happen again.

[legaltoughguy]

Yeah, because I joined an elite unit of British special operations and killed a bunch of people before the government tried to have me killed.

So hopefully you get off easier.

[allaboutthewin]

No more shipping you off to your possible demise. How on earth would I have so much fun beating you in court if you're not there?

We'll see. He seems pretty busy trying to actually be a good student today, but who knows once that's all done. Maybe reading more articles on gender and sexuality will help him be more lenient. Though, I highly doubt it.

[legaltoughguy]

[Calm extension of his middle finger.]

[allaboutthewin]

Oh come on, it's all in good fun. Besides, I know you love seeing my ass in the court room.

[legaltoughguy]

That's work, babe. I take that just as seriously as you do.

[allaboutthewin]

I'm aware. That's why you're such a good attorney. And, admittedly, something I do really like about you.

[legaltoughguy]

I do have to be good at something other than carpentry and shooting people.

[allaboutthewin]

I have to say, there's nothing sexier than a man whose good with his hands and his mind.