potential s6 spoilers.

[irrefutable]

You gotta be kidding me. Look, get it through your head that it's just not gonna work out. I'm getting a little tired of you trying to strong arm me into taking a vacation. Especially, when your choice list of destinations include torture and no escape routes. I sure as hell would like options that at least included some goddamn amenities.

Vegas, Miami, Rio -- All viable options.

[ just so done with everything. ]

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[yourflyisunzipped]

Your way with words isn't likely to work with this set. The more you complain, the more attention you draw.

They're like children. They bore easily. Just wait them out and you'll be fine.

Probably.

[irrefutable]

I'm not complaining. I'm just sticking it to her goddamn head about how this is a terrible idea.

Some of these places might not even include tailors.

[yourflyisunzipped]

[One brow lifts. Seriously, Harvey?]

This is your concern? Torture, no escape and...no tailors.

[irrefutable]

I thought that was implied in the torture part.

[ harvey specter is an actual princess. ]

You've ever been to one of these things, Donna?

[yourflyisunzipped]

[Clearly. Donna just shakes her head.]

Me? No. My mun thought about it for a bit, but she was tired of dealing with all the rules and drama that apparently happens behind the scenes. She has me in a few personal-storyline situations and those are pretty painless.

I think I'll count myself lucky since she sent quite a few of the others off on one 'adventure' or another and the stories don't sound like anything I want to deal with. Zombies, mysterious islands, the actual goddamn Twilight Zone. No, thank you.

[irrefutable]

[ just so like, not looking forward to anything. ]

At least you've got this going for you. Mun's on a quest to spice up my life. Like, it's not exciting enough as it is. Regardless, I'm pretty sure I can take whatever punches these places throw at me.

You might as well skip out on missing me by tagging along.

[fraud]

I'm honestly trying to picture you in Rio here, nnnnot working. Have you ever even had a tan before?

[ vacation harvey is a weird mental image, dude. ]

[irrefutable]

Got one last time I did your mom at the beach.

[ actual fifth grader, harvey specter. also he doesn't actually remember the last time he was at a beach. ]

You don't think I can rock the Rio look?

[fraud]

Haha, see. That's funny because you're like, five years old.

[ the flattest look here. ]

... Er. Uh. [ looking harvey up and down a bit. ] I mean, it's not like you have abs or anything.

[irrefutable]

[ wow r u d e. he's working on them, mike - gosh. ]

I'll have you know Dadbod is a timeless look.

[fraud]

[ work harder ]

Did you just refer to yourself using the word "dadbod"? Are women even into that or is it a pity thing?

[irrefutable]

"Pity thing" - really, Mike?

[ think you confused the word pity for privilege, mike. harv's on the edge of going like, excuse me - i run and box even if he really wants to. he doesn't stoop that level. ]

I normally prefer adjectives like suave, badass and awesome to refer to myself but I figured you didn't need a reminder.

apparently i archived this like a fool. A FOOL.

[fraud]

[ he doesn't want to believe that the dadbod is more popular than the twink aesthetic, alright? he has hopes. dreams. etc. ]

Well, uh. I don't. [ yeah, you tell 'em, mike ] I'm just saying that it's kind of weird. You're like, what, 50? 60?

[ mike, you really like the taste of foot, huh ]

SHHH come back into my arms.

[irrefutable]

You're goddamn right you don't.

[ he's just happy you're skipping over any prostate jokes. also how dare u. he is hip. he did pot the other day. ]

How the hell is the fact that women like me something weird?

flings at!!

[fraud]

[ but don't you love the prostate jokes, harvey?? what happens when one prostate and two prostate walk into a bar --

also you don't do pot, harvey omfg ur so old ]

Not -- Look, the woman liking you thing is not weird. Women liking you for having a dadbod, kind of weird. Aren't you a little tiny bit creeped out by that? Just a little? It's a weird kink to have, dude!

[ ahhhhhHHHH this conversation got so embarrassing for mike wth ]