Canon is Suits, topic is Orphan Black.

[loyalassistant]

...When did Mike become a redneck trucker? And why are you encouraging him?

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[sestre]

Jesse is handsome boyfriend, yes?

[loyalassistant]

Well, yes. Just...incredibly different from the person I know.

[sestre]

Maybe he is clone.

I would not mind many Jesses.

[loyalassistant]

I'm sure the firm wouldn't mind multiple Mikes, either.

He's a good man.

[sestre]

You would not want multiple Mikes?

[loyalassistant]

...It's complicated.

[sestre]

[Helena regards the lady attentively. Clearly she expects an explanation.]

[loyalassistant]

Like I said, he's a good man. But...he left recently. And it hurt a lot of us when he did.

[afuckingcloser]

...I knew I shouldn't have let him quit. Bad idea written all over it.

[loyalassistant]

Did you see him? There's no excuse for a trucker hat. If you ever wear a trucker hat, I'm taking you into receivership.

[afuckingcloser]

Are you joking? I might start wearing a tux after six. What am I, an farmer?

[loyalassistant]

I'm not joking about the hat. Though I will take any reason to see you in a tux.

[afuckingcloser]

I'll burn it if he turns up to a meeting wearing it. Of course you will, you're Donna.

[loyalassistant]

I'd be willing to bet you're wearing a suit right now even though it's a holiday.

[afuckingcloser]

That's hardly a fair bet. Since you know that's a fact.

[loyalassistant]

You may have to text me a picture.

To get the image of Mike in a trucker hat looking like he hadn't shaved in four days out of my head.

[afuckingcloser]

I'm surprised you don't already know what colour it is. What happen to your Donna powers?

His taste in woman dropped suddenly as well.

[loyalassistant]

I turn my powers off on the weekends. Recharge my batteries.

And well...Rachel's sort of a handful herself, to be fair.

[afuckingcloser]

So what? No can opener then?

She's a Zane. That makes sense. Blondie broke someone's finger.

[loyalassistant]

Did you want me to get the can opener? It's only going to take me 24 minutes to get to your apartment.

And yes. But Mike's used to being knocked around a bit.

[afuckingcloser]

We don't have anything to celebrate. Unless we're mourning the suddenly lowered standards of Mike's dress code.

She was crazier then a bag of cats. That's not the same thing.

[loyalassistant]

Maybe we're celebrating how you don't look homeless.

Even so, what are you going to do? It's not like you can drag him away from her. Then she might break you.

[afuckingcloser]

That's not a bad idea actually. Should make it an office wide holiday.

He's out of my hands now. Remember? He quit. He can do that particular risky dance by himself.

[loyalassistant]

We could celebrate now. I did just open a bottle of wine.

Just because he doesn't work for you, doesn't mean he stops being a friend, Harvey. I know if I ever quit you'd still worry about me.

[afuckingcloser]

Red or white?

You were fired. That's not even the same thing.

[loyalassistant]

Red.

I've thought about quitting once or twice. Not that I've ever told you.

[afuckingcloser]

Perfect.

....And you neglected to mention those times before now because?

[loyalassistant]

Because they didn't matter, Harvey. It didn't even have anything to do with you. It was everything else, with Stephen and Darby and -- part of me just wanted to get the hell away from everything.

But I stayed. Because of you.