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[asurething]

Needing a distraction from your life is really no reason for you to go screwing around with mine. So please, do everyone a favor and stop looking at games and applications.

You should get a hobby. A different hobby. How about a cooking class?

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[myownluck]

We always tend to be the source of their focus when they are bored or need a distraction.

The internet ate my notifs. Bastard.

[asurething]

That's why she needs another hobby. And it shouldn't involve sending me to hell or space or a--

[She stops abruptly, realizing that she's talking to Harvey and she doesn't want to say 'sex game. There may be some very minor blushing before she continues speaking.]

...Or a secluded village. There are a million other things to choose from. One of them has to be more appealing.

how dare it.

[myownluck]

This secluded village one of those sex games? I hope not. My mun has debated those for me.

I know. Rude.

[asurething]

[Of course, Harvey just comes right out and says it. He's Harvey. They're both adults. It's fine.]

Um, no. Not that one. There's one on her list, but right now she thinks the idea of literally sending me to hell is funny.

Obviously, I disagree.

[loyalassistant]

I tried that argument. It doesn't work.

[asurething]

[She frowns, not happy to hear that.]

Great. Where did you end up?

[loyalassistant]

I'm lucky. She doesn't really bring me out unless she sees a canonmate or I have something to complain about.

Don't tell me yours is thinking about putting you in a game...?

[asurething]

That is lucky. Not that I have much to complain about, either. Not until she started actually looking at games.

I don't want to push her too much, she's stubborn and will take it as a challenge, but I would really rather not wind up in any of the places she bookmarked.

[loyalassistant]

Yeah, no. I have a hard enough time finding Harvey.

He shows up, snarks at me, and then disappears. So pretty much Tuesday.

[asurething]

[That makes her chuckle.]

Yeah, he can be a bit of a grump sometimes.

I guess that there is at least one shred of hope. The games she's looking at don't have a lot of people she's familiar with. I'll just keep my fingers crossed that's enough of a deterrent.

[loyalassistant]

I'll get you some hand sanitizer. And mace.

The one upside is that if you have a decent mun, they can sometimes write out the terrible things that happen. So there's a chance it could get better.

[asurething]

I'll probably need a caseload of each. Maybe two...

Donna, I don't want to do this.

[loyalassistant]

None of us do. But I promise I'll be here for you if that makes it easier.

[asurething]

[She drops her head on Donna's shoulder in true BFF-in-distress fashion and sighs.]

Thanks, Donna.

[fraud]

I mean, everyone eats? So, worthy pursuit right there, I think.

[ thanks, mike. you're so helpful, mike. ]

[asurething]

[Oh, Mike. She smirks a bit, shaking her head.]

You sound about as convinced that will work as I feel.

[fraud]

You're, uh, kind of at the behest of a crazy person here. Not sure how much any argument would work. But --

[ finger guns! ]

Have... fun?

[asurething]

[Her look says that you're not funny, Mike. Except finger guns are always funny]

You could have just a tiny bit more sympathy. You know, store up some karma points for when you find yourself in a similar situation.

[She lifts an eyebrow.]

Unless you've figured out a way to avoid all this?

[fraud]

[ exactly. they're hysterical. ]

I'm more of a, uh, backseat rider these days. So, no, I don't really get put in these situations anymore. A while ago, it was all I could do to avoid it but now, naaah. I'm yesterday's news.

[ he shrugs. ]

Which, maybe you will be eventually? Not that -- not that you should be. I'm just saying. Er. Easier to avoid then.

[asurething]

[Maybe she's smiling a little by the time he finishes. How is he so smart and yet so...Mike?]

Relax, I'm not exactly going to be offended when she tires of playing with my life. And, to be honest, she'll probably drop the whole thing when classes start up again in a week. According to the other people up here, that can go either way, but I'll keep my fingers crossed.

[fraud]

[ because mike. mike just happens like that. ]

Well! I hope she gets bored of you soon then.

[ which sounds awful to say so placing a hand to his forehead as he winces. ]

I mean -- you know what I mean. Keep your chin up?

[asurething]

Excellent save. Very smooth.

[It's sarcastic as hell, but now she's grinning, laughing even. He definitely just happens like that.]

Thanks for listening to me gripe. How about one of those fancy pretzels as a thank you? Or lunch somewhere the menu has more than hot dogs?

[She knows all about Harvey and his unhealthy affinity for street meat and can only imagine how many working lunches were purchased from some guy at a cart.]