Voice Test, Considering boomtown

[breakfastfood]

[ Ron Swanson does not rant -- not easily, anyway, and while he is tempted, now, he has a semi-strict, 100-word policy on conversations, if he can help it. It's less for people that have already managed to grate on his nerves. Sending him to some freak show on a distant planet is a pretty big step in the wrong direction, mundane, so make it good. ]

Explain. You have five seconds.

[ Did I forget to mention there's no income taxes there? ]

...You now have five minutes.

Comments

[johnnykarate]

Whoa, that place looks awesome!

[breakfastfood]

I'm not completely sold on it. [ This face. This is his skeptical face. ] Have you had a look?

[johnnykarate]

I mean, it's a space western. That's enough for me. Oh! Hey, maybe I could move Mouse Rat out of Pawnee and we could take to the stars on tour!

[breakfastfood]

I'm not really sure there's additional stops but the one place. The word tour implies multiple destinations and overpriced gift shops.

[johnnykarate]

Huh. Good point. Maybe a special show?

Aw, I wouldn't want to leave April, though. And - hey! - Leslie could come too! And Tom and Donna and everybody!