still considering entranceway, just slow on the app. more voicetesting!

[literallyme]

I understand your apprehension, I really do. It can be nerve-wracking-- like applying for jobs. Which you should also do, by the way, but still! I get it. That's why you're taking so long, but I have to be honest with you.

I don't appreciate being jerked around. I'm a simple guy, simple needs, simple, low-fat-high-in-fiber-diet. Could you just make a decision and finish (or don't finish) the application already? The wait is killing me!

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[respectedman]

[Low fat? High in fiber? Diet? Sounds like a man after Dean Smith's own heart. As for being on-time with applications, however...]

Have you tried pleading your case with a formal business proposal yet?

[literallyme]

[Of course, diet. If Chris is going to be the first person to live to 150, he's got to take care of himself!]

I haven't! I don't think she'd respond well. She generally ignores things like that. She'd be awful in government. Really.

Chris Traeger. [And yep, that's a smooth-as-a-baby's-ass and perfectly manicured hand sticking out to shake yours, Dean.]

[respectedman]

Dean Smith.

[Smith's hands aren't baby-soft (manicured, yes), he works out, but he knows a good moisturizer when he sees it. Here is a quick and business-like handshake for you, Mister Traeger.]

What alternatives have you tried, then? Outside of pleading.

[literallyme]

[Ah, yes, quick and business-like. Chris appreciates that.]

Nice to meet you, Dean Smith! [And a bright smile.]

I've tried reverse psychology with no luck. And I tried using logic, but she didn't respond to that, either. Stubborn.