dear_mun | voice testing

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canon: parks and recreation

voice testing

"Where's April? ... And everybody else? Looks like I'm not in Pawnee anymore."

"I have no idea what this place is."

[Uh oh, a new guy. He better take this slow! Everyone deserves at least that much.]

Hmm... do you know what a mun is?

"... Is that what British kids call their moms?"

[Nope.]

"Wait, isn't it that thing where you pretend to be a country? Because last time, I was Finland and I definitely had more lions than any other country in the whole world."

[Model UN, or MUN. Not even close.]

I can't say those are bad answers... but they aren't really related to this at all. I wouldn't waste your time talking to you about Finland.

[Clears his throat for the dreaded explanation.]

Everybody has their own mun, like a guardian angel I guess. This is a place where you can talk to them directly. They're just regular people with their own lives, but they decide what happens to us. The power dynamic is really uncomfortable.

"Can they read my mind? Guess what I'm thinking right now?"

[Meat tornado.]

"Yea-- what kind?"

[Not the burrito. A literal tornado with various cuts of meat swirling around.]

"Damn. They're good, and they seem pretty nice."

[This guy is totally unbelievable. It takes something special to be that unphased.]

What the heck?? As long as you two are getting along I can't complain... much.

I thought yours would keep quiet, but it looks like your mun was listening after all. That's good.