Fate/Zero Cafe Ryuunosuke would like to talk today.

[kindofademon]

What do you mean 'I need a separate username or I'll just confuse people'? Sure, this is kind of a weird name, but how different could I be in a universe where I don't work at the cafe?

Anyway! I've heard we have a birthday boy today! So I put up some decorations at the cafe for when my coworker comes in. And I promise none of them have anything to do with Caster's stuff.

Honest! Waver doesn't like that kind of thing anyway, so that'd just be rude.

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[nonacquiescent]

...

Are you really sure?

[kindofademon]

Not even a tiny tentacle to hold up the banners.

[nonacquiescent]

Wow, great. Now you know what else I don't like?

[kindofademon]

What is it?

[nonacquiescent]

Two things. Birthday parties, and you.

[kindofademon]

That's super mean, Waver. I worked hard on all the decorations and I got you a present!

[nonacquiescent]

It's not my fault you're persistent.

[kindofademon]

You could pretend to appreciate it. Or just pretend to pretend to appreciate it.

[nonacquiescent]

If I did that, you would just be encouraged to do things like this more often.

Besides, you don't own the cafe, putting up decorations like that isn't your decision, the manager's just going to be angry.

[arealgirl]

A party! That sounds really fun!

...what's a birthday, though?

[kindofademon]

A birthday's one day a year when you celebrate that you exist!

[arealgirl]

That... that sounds really wonderful!

[kindofademon]

They're a lot of fun! The guy whose birthday it is today doesn't like parties, though, it's sad.

[arealgirl]

Then we can throw a party without him! If he doesn't want a party then he doesn't get anything.

[kindofademon]

You think? But then, would people still come?

[arealgirl]

I'd go! And you'd go! That's all there needs to be a party, right?

[kindofademon]

Oh yeah, that's right. If there's two people and there's decorations and food, then it's a party.

Sorry for the late tag! Just picked up this loveable oaf :3

[ranthatbitchover]

[Have a very displeased/skeptical-looking Iskandar, complete with arms crossed before his broad chest as he glares down at Ryuunosuke.]

I should certainly hope that you would not use decorations that would bring Caster joy...such would indeed make my Master upset...

And if you upset my Master, you upset me...

[Which is something most people generally try to avoid...]

:3 I really should get a separate username for this particular Ryuunosuke.

[kindofademon]

[Ryuunosuke just blinks up at him. Huh, Waver's roommate is tall.]

I can't help it if I have more similar tastes with my roommate than you have with yours.

[But apparently they're both into BDSM or something?? What's with this Master stuff???]

Lol but misunderstandings lead to hilarious shenanigans!!

[ranthatbitchover]

Is it not a common saying in this time 'opposites attract'?

The boy has talents that I lack, and I bring experiences that he needs. We complete each other.

Regardless, if you wish to decorate a room with entrails, save it for your celebration of Caster's birth, then...

[kindofademon]

Look, I already said I wasn't going to get Waver a party with entrails. No future birthday parties, weddings, or even bachelor parties will contain entrails, cross my heart and hope to die.

[ranthatbitchover]

[Rider holds up his hand and starts ticking off other internal organs by pointing to his fingers.]

No entrails, no gallbladders, no ovaries, no livers...no internal organs of any kind, human or animal!!

[Yeaaah he's not gonna' be so easily trusting of Caster's roommate...]

[kindofademon]

All riiight, I get it. Sheesh. None of that kind of stuff.

[Waver's roommate just doesn't like him or something.]

[ranthatbitchover]

Fine; then just what were you planning, then?

[Rider squares his shoulders and crosses his arms before his chest, tipping a brow at the redhead.]

[Yeah, he doesn't trust him for a minute.]

[kindofademon]

Balloons? Normal people like balloons.

[He's pretty sure.]