Fate/Zero Cafe Ryuunosuke would like to talk today.

[kindofademon]

What do you mean 'I need a separate username or I'll just confuse people'? Sure, this is kind of a weird name, but how different could I be in a universe where I don't work at the cafe?

Anyway! I've heard we have a birthday boy today! So I put up some decorations at the cafe for when my coworker comes in. And I promise none of them have anything to do with Caster's stuff.

Honest! Waver doesn't like that kind of thing anyway, so that'd just be rude.

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[kindofademon]

You could pretend to appreciate it. Or just pretend to pretend to appreciate it.

[nonacquiescent]

If I did that, you would just be encouraged to do things like this more often.

Besides, you don't own the cafe, putting up decorations like that isn't your decision, the manager's just going to be angry.

[kindofademon]

You don't think Boss wants to celebrate your birthday too?

[nonacquiescent]

Not at work, at least! It's distracting to the customers.

[kindofademon]

Well I can't throw you a party anywhere else. It's not like I have your house keys.

[nonacquiescent]

...Thank God for that.

[kindofademon]

You could come over to my place?

[nonacquiescent]

I think I'll pass, for what should be obvious reasons.

[kindofademon]

It's not like it's dangerous or something like that. We just have weird decorating.

[nonacquiescent]

Define 'weird'.

[kindofademon]

...Do I have to?

[nonacquiescent]

If you don't want to then obviously it's more than a little weird!

[kindofademon]

You just wouldn't get our cool style.

[nonacquiescent]

Protip: if no one gets your 'cool style', the rest of the world isn't the problem, it's you.

[kindofademon]

I'm ahead of my times!

[nonacquiescent]

No, you're just weird.

[And a little insane.]

[kindofademon]

Well you're boring.

[nonacquiescent]

Good.

[Wait what's that face for!!!]

[kindofademon]

And after I tried to do something nice for you too...

[He looks genuinely hurt by this turn of affairs.]

[nonacquiescent]

Wh- hey...don't do that...

[kindofademon]

[Nope. Sorry. Wibbling.]

[nonacquiescent]

Okay, come on, it's not that bad!

[kindofademon]

Can't you just come to the party and have some cake? It'd make me feel better and it won't take that long.

[nonacquiescent]

[He sighs, totally defeated.]

Fine, fine.

[kindofademon]

That's better~

[Your present will even be books that aren't about gross thing.]