Fate/Zero Cafe Ryuunosuke would like to talk today.

[kindofademon]

What do you mean 'I need a separate username or I'll just confuse people'? Sure, this is kind of a weird name, but how different could I be in a universe where I don't work at the cafe?

Anyway! I've heard we have a birthday boy today! So I put up some decorations at the cafe for when my coworker comes in. And I promise none of them have anything to do with Caster's stuff.

Honest! Waver doesn't like that kind of thing anyway, so that'd just be rude.

Comments

[arealgirl]

Why? It's cake!

[kindofademon]

Stomachaches are pretty painful! They're like hangovers that way, they make you regret your life choices.

[arealgirl]

Even cake?!

[kindofademon]

Even cake.

[arealgirl]

But cake is good!

[kindofademon]

There's such a thing as 'too much of a good thing'.

[arealgirl]

I don't think so...

[kindofademon]

Maybe you should try to eat a gallon of ice cream so you'll find out.

[arealgirl]

I definitely could!

[kindofademon]

I think I've got a gallon in my freezer...

[arealgirl]

Go get it!

[kindofademon]

Yes, ma'am.

[Time to get the ice cream~~ He comes back with a gallon as promised.]

[arealgirl]

[Mary seems very pleased by this.]

I'll show you!

[kindofademon]

Good luck! I'll be rooting for you.

[arealgirl]

[What is a bowl? What are utensils? Can you eat them?

Well. You can eat ice cream! And that's what Mary is doing...with her hands. It's really cold and slippery but it's ice cream!]

[kindofademon]

Don't you want a spoon or something?

[That is such a weird kid.]

[arealgirl]

A spoon?

[Oh right.]

Oh... right. You eat with those.

[kindofademon]

Yeah. You do. Especially stuff that gets all over your hands otherwise.

[arealgirl]

I guess I can use one of those things.

[Her hands are going to get sticky if she doesn't...and she does worry what would happen if she sticks her hands in water to wash them.]

[kindofademon]

[He hands a spoon over to weird ice cream girl, so her fingers don't freeze and fall off.]

[arealgirl]

[Hey! Paintings are people, too. She takes the spoon in sticky fingers before eating some more. Then she stops. There's a sharp pain in her head and she looks very cross at this new development.]

[kindofademon]

Having a problem?

[arealgirl]

My head hurts...

[kindofademon]

That's brain freeze for you. It'll go away.

[arealgirl]

Urgh, I don't like it...