Fate/Zero Cafe Ryuunosuke would like to talk today.

[kindofademon]

What do you mean 'I need a separate username or I'll just confuse people'? Sure, this is kind of a weird name, but how different could I be in a universe where I don't work at the cafe?

Anyway! I've heard we have a birthday boy today! So I put up some decorations at the cafe for when my coworker comes in. And I promise none of them have anything to do with Caster's stuff.

Honest! Waver doesn't like that kind of thing anyway, so that'd just be rude.

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[kindofademon]

I'm ahead of my times!

[nonacquiescent]

No, you're just weird.

[And a little insane.]

[kindofademon]

Well you're boring.

[nonacquiescent]

Good.

[Wait what's that face for!!!]

[kindofademon]

And after I tried to do something nice for you too...

[He looks genuinely hurt by this turn of affairs.]

[nonacquiescent]

Wh- hey...don't do that...

[kindofademon]

[Nope. Sorry. Wibbling.]

[nonacquiescent]

Okay, come on, it's not that bad!

[kindofademon]

Can't you just come to the party and have some cake? It'd make me feel better and it won't take that long.

[nonacquiescent]

[He sighs, totally defeated.]

Fine, fine.

[kindofademon]

That's better~

[Your present will even be books that aren't about gross thing.]

[nonacquiescent]

[Wait what really, it's not some kind of anatomy book or something on serial killers?]

Yeah, yeah, just..don't make a big deal of it.

[kindofademon]

[Of course not, that's what Waver should get him! Waver's present is about the history of magical theory through the ages, because even in Cafe universe he's a big nerd.]

Alright, I won't~