Fate/Zero Cafe Ryuunosuke would like to talk today.

[kindofademon]

What do you mean 'I need a separate username or I'll just confuse people'? Sure, this is kind of a weird name, but how different could I be in a universe where I don't work at the cafe?

Anyway! I've heard we have a birthday boy today! So I put up some decorations at the cafe for when my coworker comes in. And I promise none of them have anything to do with Caster's stuff.

Honest! Waver doesn't like that kind of thing anyway, so that'd just be rude.

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[kindofademon]

All riiight, I get it. Sheesh. None of that kind of stuff.

[Waver's roommate just doesn't like him or something.]

[ranthatbitchover]

Fine; then just what were you planning, then?

[Rider squares his shoulders and crosses his arms before his chest, tipping a brow at the redhead.]

[Yeah, he doesn't trust him for a minute.]

[kindofademon]

Balloons? Normal people like balloons.

[He's pretty sure.]

[ranthatbitchover]

Pfah - as if you know anything about 'normal' people...

[Yes, rude Rider is rude. You may call him out on that if you like - not that he'll be prone to care, but still.]

[kindofademon]

Hey, I know normal people! I talk to them all the time! I just don't live with them.

[ranthatbitchover]

Clearly!!

[Yes, Caster would be the precise antithesis of 'normal'.]

[kindofademon]

Speaking of normal, do you have a normal volume?

[ranthatbitchover]

[No.]

I speak at whatever volume pleases me!!

[kindofademon]

Guess not, huh. No wonder being your roommate is such a pain.

[ranthatbitchover]

IT IS NOT!!!

I'll have you know I am the ideal living mate!! I am a natural security system!!

[That eats cookies and watches tv...all...day...long...]

[kindofademon]

Yeah, but I'd rather just have an alarm. Easier to live with.

[ranthatbitchover]

Oh certainly, and protects you far better.

What's more likely to stop a robber: A 7-foot tall beast of a man or an annoying beeping sound?

[Sarcasm, Rider uses it.]

[kindofademon]

An annoying beeping sound that calls the police?

[Rider has a point.]

[ranthatbitchover]

And by the time the police get there you've been robbed and possibly slaughtered?

[He's like a big dog. Really.]

[kindofademon]

I don't even get robbed that often.

[ranthatbitchover]

With a roommate like yours, who would want to rob you??

[kindofademon]

We've got valuable stuff! That isn't covered in art, either.

[ranthatbitchover]

...sure...and I'm not the King of Conquerors...

[kindofademon]

Does that even mean anything?

[ranthatbitchover]

...did I not make it clear before?

I AM ISKANDAR, KING OF CONQUERORS!!

...so...to say that your possessions are not covered in human remains would be to say that I am not King of Conquerors.

WHICH WILL NEVER BE THE CASE!! I AM, AND ALWAYS WILL BE THE KING!!

[kindofademon]

...No wonder Waver doesn't talk to me about his roomie much.

[That's mostly because he doesn't like you, Ryuunosuke.]

[ranthatbitchover]

Why the boy would talk to you at all is beyond me.

[However true that may be, Rider...that's rude.]

[kindofademon]

Hard to be coworkers and not chat a little.

[ranthatbitchover]

C....coworkers?

What new devilry is this??

[Rider doesn't really want to think about what job Caster's master and his master could possibly be doing together...]

[kindofademon]

We're part-timers at a cafe. You know.

[It's totally innocent!]